American Dicks: America's Penis Size by City and State

A lot of men obsess over how they compare to other men, but have you ever wondered how your city or state measures up to the rest in terms of average penis size? Finally, intercity and interstate debates over who has the biggest dicks can be put to rest, because the truth is out. Condomania, America's first condom store just opened its database of penis sizes as well as their ranking of all 50 states and the 20 most populated American cities.

Condoms, Commerce, and Curiosity

This penis size study is the largest of its kind. Prior to Condomania's survey, the largest survey had been in 1948 when the Kinsey institute got 2,500 men to pull out and measure. Now, with a sample size almost 10 times that of the 1948 study, we can get a really interesting picture of the penises of America. The survey asks men to measure their penis size (length and girth) down to the millimeter. The participants' penis sizes are then matched to one of 76 categories of length and girth combinations. But this rigorous penile probe isn't purely for the purpose of scientific curiosity. The real reason behind Condomania's survey is to inform their line of tailored-fit condoms, called TheyFit. Which is a pretty good idea if you ask us.

The Results: How Does Your City and State Measure up?

So the results are in, and you can't argue with science. Hopefully this won't upset anyone. As far as states are concerned, the top ranking state by average penis size is New Hampshire. I can't imagine why, but there you have it. Perhaps their motto of "Live Free or Die" should be changed to "Live Large or Get Out." The lowest happens to be Wyoming. Sorry Wyoming. As far as cities go, why not list them from largest to smallest (penises)? Coming in first is New Orleans:


20 Most Populated Cities Ordered by Penis Size

1. New Orleans
2. Washington DC
3. San Diego
4. New York City
5. Phoenix
6. Portland
7. Atlanta
8. San Francisco
9. Chicago
10. St. Louis
11. Seattle
12. Miami
13. Indianapolis
14. Columbus
15. Boston
16. Denver
17. Los Angeles
18. Detroit
19. Philadelphia
20. Dallas/Ft. Worth

50 States Ordered by Penis Size

1. New Hampshire
2. Oregon
3. New York
4. Indiana
5. Arizona
6. Hawaii
7. Louisiana
8. Massachusetts
9. Alabama
10. Washington
11. New Mexico
12. California
13. Arkansas
14. Nevada
15. Virginia
16. Tennessee
17. Illinois
18. Oklahoma
19. South Dakota
20. Georgia
21. Pennsylvania
22. Mississippi
23. Michigan
24. Florida
25. Rhode Island
26. Kansas
27. Maryland
28. Minnesota
29. Vermont
30. Connecticut
31. Wisconsin
32. New Jersey
33. North Dakota
34. Idaho
35. Texas
36. Missouri
37. Montana
38. Ohio
39. Nebraska
40. Colorado
41. Maine
42. North Carolina
43. Delaware
44. South Carolina
45. Kentucky
46. West Virginia
47. Alaska
48. Iowa
49. Utah
50. Wyoming

Food for Cock: Aphrodisiacal Foods & Penis Enlargement

What if the combination of foods on your dinner plate could significantly alter your libido? It might change the way you order when you go on dates! A lot of research in the past decade has been devoted to discovering which combination of flavors and smells can alter human sexual drive and experience, and some of the findings will surprise you.

Forget Chocolate: What Foods Make Men Horny?

People go on and on about how chocolate is an aphrodisiac. While chocolate does contain phenylethylamine, which creates euphoria, studies show that you would have to consume an inhuman amount of the stuff to significantly alter your mood. Thus, any sexiness we associate with chocolate is purely cultural. If you really want to eat something that will get your blood flowing to your sexy parts, go for donuts. But not just donuts; studies show that donuts in combination with licorice are a potent combination to make men go nuts with sexual desire. Sound like a weird combination? Try pumpkin pie and lavender. Yes, this combination of flavors and scents is supposedly even more powerful at getting men in the mood. Who knew? Just remember that becoming overweight from eating too many donuts and pumpkin pie doesn't do any good for sex drive or penis enlargement.

Nature vs. Nurture

Many foods are primarily linked to sex due to cultural factors - chocolate, for instance, falls into this category. It tastes good and it melts in your mouth, and it's often used as a romantic gift. Champagne might help you get laid, but not because it contains a magical love potion; it's classy, expensive, and makes you drunk. There are other foods that are not aphrodisiacs per se but can help with sexual functioning. Garlic, for example, contains an amino acid that can help blood flow in erections. Foods that are high in zinc, like oysters, are linked to sperm production. But when it comes down to it, your brain is your most powerful sex organ, and if you associate a certain smell or taste with getting busy due to your own memory, experiences, or culture, that smell or taste is probably the one that'll make you horny. And whether or not you're pursuing natural penis enlargement, that's some interesting food for cock…er, thought.

What do you think? Is there a particular smell or taste that turns you into a sexual animal?

Natural Penis Enlargement: Do Penises Have Personalities?

What personality type does your shlong have? In his new book, Penis Power: Discovering Super Potency, American urologist Dr. Dudley Seth Danoff asserts that penises have distinct personalities that reflect that of their owners. His new theory, which gives new depth to the phrase, "how's it hanging," is a little wacky, a little controversial, and actually makes a lot of sense. For men thinking about penis enlargement or obsessing over penis size, it could be a revelation to read Dr. Danoff's thesis that, although penises seem to truly have minds of their own, it is really the mind of the man wielding the penis that counts.

Is Your Penis a Nice Guy, or a Huge Dick?

Among Dr. Dudley's rather amusing list of penile character types are the "Poetic Penis," the member of the thoughtful and creative man, the "Perky Percolating Penis," who's "always cooking," the "Pessimistic Penis," whose "glass is always half empty" and the "Perceptive Penis," belonging to "an understanding man with an understanding penis." While it's basically preposterous to think of your penis as a little cartoon character with a personality of its own, it does kind of make sense when you give the theory a chance. So often our penises seem to act as if they have minds of their own, as if we have very little control over their mood. And according to Dr. Dudley, if you can identify where your penis fits into the personality spectrum, you can get to the heart of what's good—or problematic—about your penile personality, and your sex life will benefit as a result.

Mind over Member

Dr. Danoff is a practicing urologist and surgeon in Los Angeles and has been for many years. His interest in erectile dysfunction is what lead him to pen his most recent book, Penis Power: Discovering Super Potency. The main message of the book is that the mind has more power over our penis's behavior than we often think, a little concept that I like to call "Mind over Member." For anyone investing in penis enlargement or tackling erectile dysfunction, this message is invaluable. In many, many cases, the worst enemy standing between you and pure penile excellence is your own bad attitude, and realizing that can be an integral step towards ultimate penile enhancement. Dr. Danoff will tell you:

"YOUR PENIS IS WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. IT IS AS BIG AS YOU THINK IT IS. IT IS AS RELIABLE AS YOU THINK IT IS. IT IS AS POTENT AS YOU THINK IT IS."

While Dr. Danoff's position might be a little extreme, and there are often many factors at work other than psychological ones, his work highlights the importance of the mind in penile health, and that underlying message makes his new book an interesting read for anyone interested in exploring the fascinating world of their own dick. What do you think? What kind of personality does your penis have?

Healthy Body, Healthy Penis: Penis Enlargement and Nutrition

A lot of men are obsessed with finding a holy grail of penis enlargement or miracle product that will improve their penile health. The truth is that a healthy lifestyle is more important than any one product. There are a number of basic yet very important steps that you can take to help insure your penile health, as well as improve the effectiveness of any penis enlargement program you may be following. The three key areas to focus on are diet, vitamins, and exercise.

Food for Thought: Food for Cock?

While eating lots of red meat may seem a manly thing to do, it has little positive effect on male sexual health. In fact, although protein is important, most men could benefit from eating a lot less meat, and a lot more vegetables and whole grains. This will help you improve blood circulation, which means more blood flow to the penis and better erections. Healthy eating habits also lead to better immunity, organ health, stamina, and energy levels, all of which are integral to a healthy sex life.

Vitamins for Penile Vitality

Many vitamins, which can be found especially in multivitamin formulas designed for men, can be incredibly important to penile health. Zinc, vitamin A, vitamin E, vitamin B complex, L-arginine, and chromium are all conventional vitamins that can do wonders for your penile well-being. Herbal penis pills offer a number of ingredients that have penile enhancement properties. However, if you also take conventional vitamins like those aforementioned you can be sure that you are really covering your bases and receiving all of the vitamins that men need for optimal sexual functioning and penis size.

Exercises for Penis Health

While there are many resources out there—and on this site—about penis exercises that can encourage penile growth, it is also integral to keep up a generally active lifestyle and good cardiovascular health. Having good cardiovascular health is key to a good sex life, as well as to achieving optimal results with penis enlargement programs.

Penis Enlargement: A Question of Lifestyle

While the saying, "Healthy body, healthy mind" is very true, the same could be said about your penis – “Healthy body, healthy penis,” should be your penis enlargement mantra . Making general healthy lifestyle choices that include a balanced diet, sufficient vitamin intake, and exercise can prove essential to a successful penis enlargement experience. Going after obesity, inactivity, and malnutrition should be everyone's first step in obtaining a big, healthy penis.

MTV's Hard Times: Can Big Penis Size Boost Limp Ratings?

MTV's ratings have been drooping lately, and their new strategy for boosting them relies heavily on the power of penis size. Perhaps taking a cue from HBO's Hung, MTV's new show focuses on a lowly high-school outcast whose social life takes a dramatic turn when it is revealed that he has a massive penis. The show, titled The Hard Times of R.J. Berger, is hoped to revive some of their viewership that has been less than supportive in recent times—and what better way than quirky cock-centric programming?



MTV's ratings have fallen 18% since last year, and their strategy seems to be to up the controversy factor. But is having a big penis really that edgy? Perhaps it is. And who knows, maybe this show will inspire nerdy teens across America to invest in penis enlargement techniques in order to bulk up their organs. After all, the message of this show—not unlike HBO's Hung, about a down-on-his-luck man who digs his way out of the recession by monetizing his best asset (his giant penis)—is that having a bigger-than-average penis makes you special, sets you apart from all the average dudes out there. And I guess MTV is hoping that having a TV show with a big penis will set them apart from other networks out there. Do you think this show will turn more men on to penis enlargement? Do you think this show looks any good?

Is Erectile Dysfunction Linked to Heart Attacks?

What does erectile dysfunction have to do with heart attacks? Sure, a man might feel like he's going to have a heart attack the first time he goes through an experience of erectile dysfunction, but data from a long-running study indicates a more significant link. It found that erectile dysfunction can be a significant indicator for men's likelihood of developing serious cardiovascular problems. The study finds that men who suffer from ED have a 40% increased risk of heart attacks, strokes, and other cardiovascular ailments. These findings are leading physicians to consider adding questions about erectile dysfunction to the standard array of risk assessment questions they ask their patients.

The Heart of the Matter

The main reason for these findings is that the same problems with blood flow that can cause heart attacks and other ailments can also be to blame for decreased blood flow to the penis. Thus, erectile dysfunction is being considered for addition to the list of risk factors already outlined by the Framingham Heart Study, which include high blood-pressure, smoking, and cholesterol. By asking men the quick question about whether or not they suffer from ED, physicians can easily gain invaluable information about a man's level of risk. Additionally, if a man comes in to see a doctor about ED, the findings of this study make it an obvious decision to test the man for cardiovascular issues. This could prove to be extremely invaluable for predicting and preventing serious heart troubles for many men.

Erectile Dysfunction: Sometimes More than Just a Sexual Problem

If you yourself are suffering from erectile dysfunction, this information shouldn't be taken lightly. Don't panic of course; just because you have ED doesn't mean you're going to die of a heart attack tomorrow. ED can have a plethora of causes other than cardiovascular problems. However, if ED is a chronic issue for you, in addition to trying to deal with it via penis pills and penile enhancement methods, you should also seriously consider seeing a physician to assess your cardiovascular health. You may be very happy you did!

All the Rage: Anabolic Steroids, Sexual Health, and Penis Size

In professional sports, steroids seem to be all the rage—pun intended. A lot of men choose to use anabolic steroids in order to enhance their sporting abilities or to obtain a more muscular physique; but what effect do they have on male sexual health? In other words, will steroids mess with your penis? We should probably say right off the bat that this article is not intended to sell you on the idea taking steroids. We are of the opinion that there are safer and superior ways to achieving a muscular physique—like exercise and diet—that don't carry the same risks as steroids. However, to use or not to use is ultimately the choice of the individual, and this little post can serve as a warning of some of the risks involved with taking steroids, in particular relating to penis size and penile health.

If you're considering using steroids, there are a lot of things you should think about first. Obviously, there's the fact that most sports ban the use of such drugs, and using them could get you in serious hot water if you're competing. Then there's the health issue. Are they harmful, and in particular, will they effect your penis size or sexual performance? We'll attempt to answer these questions about anabolic steroids so you can make an informed decision.

Anabolic Steroids: Are They Worth the Risks?

Anabolic steroids, usually taken as injections, pills, creams, or gels, have the effect of increasing muscle mass, as well as increasing testosterone. However, they also make you vulnerable to a variety of adverse side effects that are far from rare. In addition to causing cardiovascular and liver problems, anabolic steroids can have detrimental effects on male sexual function. Some common sexual complications are:

• Erectile dysfunction: Ironically, even though sexual interest is increased with the use of steroids, the ability to obtain and sustain erections is drastically hindered. Talk about frustrating!
• Shrinkage of the testicles: Although penile shrinkage due to steroid use is largely inflated by urban myth—although it will look smaller relative to your body—testicular shrinkage is a very real and common side effect of high doses of anabolic steroids. Big man/small nuts syndrome.
• Gynecomastia: AKA the growth of breasts. Another common side effect in men is the growth of "man boobs" which have to be removed surgically. Not very manly at all, unfortunately.

The cruel irony of anabolic steroids is that although they increase many masculine physical traits, like sex drive and testosterone, they have a plethora of decidedly unmanly side effects. While you might end up big and strong with a large appetite for sex, those traits might be complimented by tiny testicles, breasts, and the inability to get or sustain an erection. Add these to the cardiovascular and liver-related risks, as well as the increased levels of uncontrollable anger and paranoia (AKA "roid rage"), as advocates of male health, we can say with some certainty that we feel that anabolic steroids are hardly worth the risk.