Lady Gaga Shows All Her Penis Size
Friday, September 4, 2009
The last thing I though I'd be writing about when i started this blog was whether or not Lady Gaga was in need of penis enhancement. But, it seems that after accidentally unveiling her male member during her performance at Glastonbury this August, Gaga's penis size has become a topic of discussion.
The London Free Press ran an article the other day with the headline DJ to Lady GaGa: 'Are you a hermaphrodite?', describing the above mentioned event as well as some confrontations that Ms. Gaga has encountered whilst on tour in Australia. The appearance of this penis has caused a media free for all. There are countless videos up on Youtube right now that claim to show the controversial shlong (some are just spoofs, some are turds trying to capitalize on the media frenzy).
On an Brisbane, Australia radio show hosted by Meshel, Ash, and Tim, the penis size was directly asked: "Where are we at right now with the tiny penis issue, Lady Gaga?"
WOW! Talk about straight up. Lady Gaga was, apparently, not very amused, responding with, "My little vagina is very offended. I'm not offended, my vagina is offended."
Here's a clip of the video from Glastonbury, if you want to see what the big...or little...deal is:
The Video is pretty convincing. It clearly looks like Gaga has a little penis there. If we take this to be true, then the question is, 'Why is Gaga hiding her penis?' The answer, to my mind, could be one of two things.
Secondly, maybe she isn't happy with her penis size. It is possible that the Lady is a Man, and that the little guy downstairs is too small for Gaga to be comfortable with it(she recently stated in an interview that they only thing she looks for in a man is a big dick. If this is the case, then perhaps Gaga should check our some of the good advice offered on this website regarding penis enhancement. Getting a bigger penis is totally possible, even for some pop divas.
If Gaga really does only look for a big penis when she's looking for a man, maybe it's time she thinks about getting one for herself. Here are some good reasons for Gaga, or anyone else for that matter, to think about penis enhancement:
1. You feel more comfortable showing off your bigger penis(and are less likely to worry about your penis falling out of your dress!)
2. Your bulge will look better (in pants or a skirt!)
3. You will feel more confident in bed (with men and women)
4. There will be less confusion surrouding the status of your genetalia (people will be certain that you're packing a big penis down there!)
5. Lady Gaga will be more interested in you!
The London Free Press ran an article the other day with the headline DJ to Lady GaGa: 'Are you a hermaphrodite?', describing the above mentioned event as well as some confrontations that Ms. Gaga has encountered whilst on tour in Australia. The appearance of this penis has caused a media free for all. There are countless videos up on Youtube right now that claim to show the controversial shlong (some are just spoofs, some are turds trying to capitalize on the media frenzy).
On an Brisbane, Australia radio show hosted by Meshel, Ash, and Tim, the penis size was directly asked: "Where are we at right now with the tiny penis issue, Lady Gaga?"
WOW! Talk about straight up. Lady Gaga was, apparently, not very amused, responding with, "My little vagina is very offended. I'm not offended, my vagina is offended."
Here's a clip of the video from Glastonbury, if you want to see what the big...or little...deal is:
Does Lady....or Mister...Gaga Want a Bigger Penis?
The Video is pretty convincing. It clearly looks like Gaga has a little penis there. If we take this to be true, then the question is, 'Why is Gaga hiding her penis?' The answer, to my mind, could be one of two things.
Secondly, maybe she isn't happy with her penis size. It is possible that the Lady is a Man, and that the little guy downstairs is too small for Gaga to be comfortable with it(she recently stated in an interview that they only thing she looks for in a man is a big dick. If this is the case, then perhaps Gaga should check our some of the good advice offered on this website regarding penis enhancement. Getting a bigger penis is totally possible, even for some pop divas.
A Few Good Reasons for Penis Enhancement
If Gaga really does only look for a big penis when she's looking for a man, maybe it's time she thinks about getting one for herself. Here are some good reasons for Gaga, or anyone else for that matter, to think about penis enhancement:
1. You feel more comfortable showing off your bigger penis(and are less likely to worry about your penis falling out of your dress!)
2. Your bulge will look better (in pants or a skirt!)
3. You will feel more confident in bed (with men and women)
4. There will be less confusion surrouding the status of your genetalia (people will be certain that you're packing a big penis down there!)
5. Lady Gaga will be more interested in you!
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