Bunnies And Boners: Science Is Pretty Cool
Sunday, November 15, 2009
So I had always wondered where that funny old saying 'fuck like rabbits' came from. I mean, rabbits are cute – they're bunnies, right? I'm seeing Easter baskets and fuzzy little springtime mascots and gentle herbivores with pink twitchy noses.
Well, last night I was over at a friend's place, and she owns a pair of rabbits. I'll tell you, friends, I was educated. Hoo-boy, there was love in the air for those little rabbits, and when they go at it they are unabashed little monsters. When they weren't frantically humping, they were lying splayed out on the floor with half closed eyes panting. All the smug little bunnies needed was an after-sex cigarette and it would've been set.
So you're probably wondering what bunnies and penis enlargement have to do with each other, at this point. Well this morning when I woke up, I was going through my file of topical articles and trying to decide what to write about. Then there it was, friends, an article that tied together my newly minted concept of just how uh... disturbingly dedicated the little guys are to sex, and the time-honored subject of penis enlargement.
Let me be the first to break the astounding news, if you haven't already heard: scientists led by Anthony Altala have successfully grown replacement penises for their test rabbits, reattached them, and the organs are fully functional.
Take a moment and let that sink in. Atala's team have engineered the entire corpus cavernosa, which you should be familiar with by now if you've been reading our posts on penis growth. For those of you just stopping by this site for the first time, the corpus cavernosa is the term for the spongy expanse of tissue that make up the main structural parts of the penis, and are also the portions of the organ that flood with blood and cause the tissue to expand and become erect.
Researchers removed the corpus cavernosa from the rabbits, grew an entirely new one out of a complex mix of cell types and growth factors, re-implanted them and bingo – success. The remarkable detail is that not only did the rabbits achieve erections from electrical and chemical stimulation, but also from good old fashioned natural imperative. This means that when they were introduced to female rabbits, these little guys had natural erections and ejaculated. Four of these rabbits have even become fathers!
These wily scientists are out there at the frontier of medicine, extending hope to those of us who are waiting for a solution to our penis size concerns. This is particularly important for men who are looking at reconstructive surgery, and though there is no mention of whether or not FTM folks will be good candidates for his procedure, our team suspects this might be an extraordinary break through.
One last fact: researchers noted that the rabbits who were given these engineered penis implants seemed to emerge even hornier than ever. And given what I now know about the stamina of rabbits, that's a terrifying prospect...
Well, last night I was over at a friend's place, and she owns a pair of rabbits. I'll tell you, friends, I was educated. Hoo-boy, there was love in the air for those little rabbits, and when they go at it they are unabashed little monsters. When they weren't frantically humping, they were lying splayed out on the floor with half closed eyes panting. All the smug little bunnies needed was an after-sex cigarette and it would've been set.
So you're probably wondering what bunnies and penis enlargement have to do with each other, at this point. Well this morning when I woke up, I was going through my file of topical articles and trying to decide what to write about. Then there it was, friends, an article that tied together my newly minted concept of just how uh... disturbingly dedicated the little guys are to sex, and the time-honored subject of penis enlargement.
Replacing a Rabbit Penis
Let me be the first to break the astounding news, if you haven't already heard: scientists led by Anthony Altala have successfully grown replacement penises for their test rabbits, reattached them, and the organs are fully functional.
Take a moment and let that sink in. Atala's team have engineered the entire corpus cavernosa, which you should be familiar with by now if you've been reading our posts on penis growth. For those of you just stopping by this site for the first time, the corpus cavernosa is the term for the spongy expanse of tissue that make up the main structural parts of the penis, and are also the portions of the organ that flood with blood and cause the tissue to expand and become erect.
Researchers removed the corpus cavernosa from the rabbits, grew an entirely new one out of a complex mix of cell types and growth factors, re-implanted them and bingo – success. The remarkable detail is that not only did the rabbits achieve erections from electrical and chemical stimulation, but also from good old fashioned natural imperative. This means that when they were introduced to female rabbits, these little guys had natural erections and ejaculated. Four of these rabbits have even become fathers!
These wily scientists are out there at the frontier of medicine, extending hope to those of us who are waiting for a solution to our penis size concerns. This is particularly important for men who are looking at reconstructive surgery, and though there is no mention of whether or not FTM folks will be good candidates for his procedure, our team suspects this might be an extraordinary break through.
One last fact: researchers noted that the rabbits who were given these engineered penis implants seemed to emerge even hornier than ever. And given what I now know about the stamina of rabbits, that's a terrifying prospect...
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