More Men Opting for Penis Operations

According to doctors, the number of men who are opting for penis enlargement surgery is growing. This is interesting, given that demand for nearly all other cosmetic surgeries has dropped significantly since the world economy went down the crapper. But according to Dr. Mark Solomon, one of only six doctors in America who performs this procedure, the demand for penile enhancement surgery is on the rise. But why are men shelling out the bucks for this costly procedure, even when times are tough and money's tight?

Gimme Some More: A Surge in Penile Surgery

Penile enhancement surgery is a costly and fairly risky process, but many men still choose it over penis enlargement pills, penis pumps, penis extenders, and other non-surgical methods of penis enlargement. Dr. Solomon says he performs this procedure about once per week. According to Dr. Solomon, the rate of customer satisfaction for penile surgery is quite high, but it's not without its risks.

There is a nerve that travels down across the top of the penis, down underneath the ligament. As I release that ligament, I look for that nerve. The nerve gives sensation to the tip so I don't want to cut that.

What this means is there's a risk of losing the sensation in your penis when you undergo penile surgery, but proponents of the procedure assure us that the risk is minimal. The procedure itself, unlike breast enlargement surgery, doesn't usually involve adding any material to the penis (unless an increase in girth is desired). The standard penis-lengthening procedure involves releasing the penis from the ligament attaching it to the pelvic bone and pulling out preexisting penile length that's buried in the pelvis.

Hard Times = Big Cocks?

One can only speculate as to why penis enlargement surgery is on the rise despite the recession's effect on other cosmetic surgeries. Perhaps it's the popularity of the HBO series Hung, where a man overcomes his own dire financial woes by monetizing his best asset—his giant penis—by becoming a man whore. Maybe men think that investing big bucks in their cocks is a good investment into getting themselves out of their financial problems. Or maybe it's simpler than that. Maybe economic problems, global warming, natural disasters, war, famine, or alien invasions, just aren't significant enough to distract men from their unending desire to increase the size of their piece.

Dear Morgan: Premature Ejaculation

Dear Morgan,

My boyfriend ejaculates really quickly every time we have sex. Are there any tricks we can use to make sex last a little longer?

Slow It Up



Dear SIU,

I can do a little back-tracking and assume that you’re browsing this site trying to find answers to this very question. You’re on the right trail, SIU – keep reading.

Premature ejaculation can happen for a number of reasons, ranging from the psychological to the physiological. Because I’m not working directly with you guys as a therapist, and because you wrote me a two line question, it’s difficult to guess the underlying issue.

Fortunately, many of the solutions run along common lines so we might be able to find something that works for your partner. Firstly, you say that he ejaculates quickly every time you have sex. In serious cases many doctors will prescribe an anti-depressant like Prozac. Please note that serious cases are rated as such when men are not able to control their orgasms and feel significant distress. If you’re hoping for penis pills that address premature ejaculation only, you might be a few years off. There are talks of development, but I’ve yet to have a journal cross my desk that had a promising article.

I’m guessing your boyfriend doesn’t fall into that category because you’re asking an advice columnist, and not a doctor. In keeping with that, I think he should start penis exercises in order to try and regain some control over his orgasms. Stretching and jelqing can help, so click through to find articles on our site about those specific practices. These articles focus on penis enlargement, but the effect you’re looking for is generally included in the benefits of these exercises.

While you guys are going at it, try stopping, taking a breather, and then starting again. It might take a lot of practice [but who is complaining about having more sex?], but eventually you can reach a rhythm where you begin to recognize when he is getting close, he pulls out, thinks about baseball and Queen Elizabeth, and then goes back at it.


Are you having regular sex? If you’re only doing it once or twice a week, that might not be enough for him to become accustomed to the sensations. Step up the frequency, folks!

Try bringing him to orgasm before you start penetrative sex. Blowjob, handjob, footjob – whatever works for you two. Let him cum, then let him get you off – he can go down on you while he gets his ‘man-ergy’ back, and with any luck he should have a reasonable erection by the time you reach orgasm. Then have penetrative sex. Ideally he won’t have such a hair trigger response because he has had an orgasm relatively recently.

This is a panel of suggestions – start with whichever seems easiest, and then move along from there. Regardless of which technique you guys try out, you will definitely need to have an open conversation about this that is ongoing. Keep checking in and see what works, and remember to be supportive of him – this is a sensitive issue!

Don't Pass On a Small Set of Family Jewels

According to the shocking CBC documentary entitled The Disappearing Male the world is witnessing a worrying decline in the number of boys being born. The in-depth doc cites lots of factors that have played a part in this change but one of the most notable is petro-chemicals. Petro-chemicals are everywhere. They are used in making plastics and are found in almost everything from pesticides to processed foods and fabric to shampoo.

While this news may send a shiver down the spine of our female readers, the men might be looking at the bright side, thinking that this could lead to a future filled with more favorable ratios: less boys, more choices. But before you guys get too excited I better tell you about the big, or should I say small, catch: these petro-chemicals that are causing fewer boys could also be causing a boy that does make it out of the womb to have a smaller than average penis. Add to that a 200% increase of genital defects and abnormalities reported in the last two decades and a 50% drop in sperm counts of an average North American college student over the course of one generation, and you have a problem of notable size.


Okay, so you might be wondering how this affects you and your penis size now, and really, it doesn’t. But before you dismiss the warning I propose you to take one moment and ask yourself: Do I want to pass tiny wiener genes down to my son? After all, your genes represent you, where you came from and how you lived; they speak about your strengths and weaknesses – to the very core they are you. They are probably the best way to make a good impression on future babes. And of course there’s the wellbeing of the kids themselves. Why put your baby boy through the torment of having a small penis? The least you can do for your kin is try your hardest, longest and widest to ensure they have strong, healthy bodies.

The Tips for Well-Endowed Genes

So after watching this documentary I devised three easy steps to help you reduce your interaction with these petro-chems, and in turn, keep your genes well-hung. Unfortunately man-made chemicals are pretty hard to avoid, so unless you’re content with re-locating to the moon, following this advise may be the best way to pass on the biggest set of family jewels possible in this chemical age.

Here they are:

1.Eat Organic

That’s right, the hippies knew it, now you do too. Organic food is pretty much chemical free so it’s not only good for you, it’s good for your body, but for your genes – meaning your kids’ bodies.

2.Use Plastic Sparingly


This may be completely impossible, but any reduction in plastic in your home will help. This means buying natural-fiber clothes, storing food glass tupperware and using natural shampoos and soaps. Anywhere you see plastic, think of an alternative.

3.Avoid Chemicals in the Air

Stay decidedly upwind and upstream of any heavily industry plants, or any heavily industrial cities for that matter (sorry, you’ll have to skip that Pittsburg getaway…darn). This one may seem a little extreme, but some would go to great lengths in the pursuit of a long shlong.

And, if none of these things work, you'll have to teach your offspring about penis enlargement techniques.

Dear Morgan: Penis Size Workarounds

Dear Morgan,

Hi. I'm 41 years old, married, and I guess I fall into the category of most of the guys reading this page. I have sex with my partner a few times a week, and it's good, but once in a while I'd like to really fuck my wife, you know? She has told me before that she doesn't feel 'full' when we do it, is there anything you can suggest to help?

Thanks,

Fits Like A Glove?

First things first, FLAG: when you put your penis in your wife's vagina, you are really fucking your wife. Minds all across the country are blown by that one, I'm sure, but let's move on.

What you're really asking, in a strangely roundabout way, is whether I can point you in the direction of a stand-in dick of a penis size large enough to make your partner feel as though she's stuffed silly. Of course I can!

Basically, you have three options. I will rate them in the order I feel most relevant, and important.

Option Three:

Hire a dick. Find a male escort agency that caters to women, give your wife your credit card, and let her select the thickest fattest longest penis she can lay eyes on. This is one way to get that 'full' sensation, however, in all likelihood, your wife wants to feel your penis filling her up, not Gustav's.

Option Two:

Pumping. This is a penis enlargement technique that provides a temporary expansion to the tissues of the genitals. You place your penis inside of a vacuum tube, pump the air out and you will experience instant growth. Unfortunately the kind of growth you experience isn't exactly manageable, predictable, or entirely functional. Just because your penis may well be three times the size it was before doesn't mean it's going to be in any shape for intercourse.

Men often have floppy, wobbly, but definitely larger organs after pumping. I consider this to be far more of an option for men who are either into cock worship, or need to readjust their perceptions about their penis. It's nice to see that penis size isn't fixed, and that a small penis can be made large.

In fact, with clients who have self-esteem issues regarding their size, I often suggest that they include pumping in their masturbation routine once or twice just to experience these newly contextualized genitals.

It's important to note that pumping can also be quite dangerous if done improperly. Please educate yourself fully on proper methods and safety procedures before starting to pump. I consider this a second tier option because it doesn't necessarily work out very well for those who would like to then have sex with their inflated organs, due to the 'jiggly' nature of the expanded tissue.

Option One:

I think the two of you should go down to the sex or fetish shop, and buy yourselves the biggest, fattest most lovely latex penis they have. Buy a harness, strap it on, and go to town.

For reasons that are quite understandable, but nonetheless a little silly, men often balk at the idea of satisfying their lover with a strap-on. I have been told that, ultimately, they are worried the replacement will replace them.

You're being ridiculous, men. Please listen closely: a latex, silicone, glass, steel, wooden, or rubber dildo is not a penis. For heterosexual women who like sex with men, a penis is a penis, and a dildo is an entirely separate item. It might work in much the same way as a penis does, but it doesn't have any of the context, meaning, tactile sense, responsivity, or sheer thrill that the genuine article does.

Now that we understand each other, FLAG, I would like you to go out and get fitted for a strap-on harness. Explain your situation to the person working in the shop, and by all means choose a reputable shop! You didn't include your location, so I can't suggest a great vendor near you, but take a look at the website for Good Vibrations in San Francisco , and you'll have an idea of the caliber of product and service I'd like to see you going for.

Make sure that the harness fits you correctly around the hips, and that the buckles and straps adjust in such a way that your genitals won't be crushed when you put it on. Try and select a harness that accommodates an erect penis, like this one:


Here you have the added treat of the dildo sitting high enough that you can also manage a little double penetration with your dick. Can we say 'two birds one stone'? Provided your wife enjoys anal sex, you are probably about to make her the happiest, 'fullest', most satisfied woman on the block. Your smaller penis is better suited to anal penetration, where it will hurt less and feel larger, and the dildo [which you can select any size for, including vibe options] will pound her cervix and fill out her vagina in a way that only a custom-made latex penis really can.


So enjoy! I suspect the strap-on harness is the answer to both your prayers. If you would like more information try picking up Violet Blue's fantastic book, The Adventurous Couple's Guide To Strap-On Sex. There's plenty of great stuff in there that will get you going, and keep you going.