Penis Enlargement Blog

University Study Says Penis Size Does Matter

2010-03-24T19:23:00.000-07:00

Who says size doesn't matter? Everyone knows that penis size isn't the be-all and end-all of human existence, but many men still obsess over it. Many of those men choose to improve their situation by investing time and/or money into methods of penis enlargement. Being comfortable with your penis size can improve your overall body image and self-esteem. A new study being carried out at McGill University is investigating just how much penis size effects men's evaluation of self. According to researchers, in addition to other factors like head hair, body hair, and height, the correlation between the factor of penis size and overall self-worth is especially high.

McGill Wants You! (And Your Penis Measurements)

Now's your chance to contribute to scientific discovery and penile progress. McGill University is looking for participants in their study and have provided a handy online measuring tool to help you measure your penis size here. Even if you don't want to participate in the study, this link is actually a very useful tool for accurately tracking your penis enlargement progress. If you do want to participate in the study, you can take a survey online here. You'll have to be comfortable with sharing such information as penile length, girth, angle, and curvature. The research team at McGill hopes to investigate just how big of a role "male genital satisfaction" has on overall self-worth. If you've always wanted to be a lab rat from the comfort of your own home, now's your chance. And get this: if you participate, you'll be entered into a draw for one of three $100 prizes to be spent at Amazon.com.

American Dicks: America's Penis Size by City and State

2010-03-06T12:30:00.000-08:00

A lot of men obsess over how they compare to other men, but have you ever wondered how your city or state measures up to the rest in terms of average penis size? Finally, intercity and interstate debates over who has the biggest dicks can be put to rest, because the truth is out. Condomania, America's first condom store just opened its database of penis sizes as well as their ranking of all 50 states and the 20 most populated American cities.

Condoms, Commerce, and Curiosity

This penis size study is the largest of its kind. Prior to Condomania's survey, the largest survey had been in 1948 when the Kinsey institute got 2,500 men to pull out and measure. Now, with a sample size almost 10 times that of the 1948 study, we can get a really interesting picture of the penises of America. The survey asks men to measure their penis size (length and girth) down to the millimeter. The participants' penis sizes are then matched to one of 76 categories of length and girth combinations. But this rigorous penile probe isn't purely for the purpose of scientific curiosity. The real reason behind Condomania's survey is to inform their line of tailored-fit condoms, called TheyFit. Which is a pretty good idea if you ask us.

The Results: How Does Your City and State Measure up?

So the results are in, and you can't argue with science. Hopefully this won't upset anyone. As far as states are concerned, the top ranking state by average penis size is New Hampshire. I can't imagine why, but there you have it. Perhaps their motto of "Live Free or Die" should be changed to "Live Large or Get Out." The lowest happens to be Wyoming. Sorry Wyoming. As far as cities go, why not list them from largest to smallest (penises)? Coming in first is New Orleans:

20 Most Populated Cities Ordered by Penis Size

New Orleans
Washington DC
San Diego
New York City
Phoenix
Portland
Atlanta
San Francisco
Chicago
St. Louis
Seattle
Miami
Indianapolis
Columbus
Boston
Denver
Los Angeles
Detroit
Philadelphia
Dallas/Ft. Worth

50 States Ordered by Penis Size

New Hampshire
Oregon
New York
Indiana
Arizona
Hawaii
Louisiana
Massachusetts
Alabama
Washington
New Mexico
California
Arkansas
Nevada
Virginia
Tennessee
Illinois
Oklahoma
South Dakota
Georgia
Pennsylvania
Mississippi
Michigan
Florida
Rhode Island
Kansas
Maryland
Minnesota
Vermont
Connecticut
Wisconsin
New Jersey
North Dakota
Idaho
Texas
Missouri
Montana
Ohio
Nebraska
Colorado
Maine
North Carolina
Delaware
South Carolina
Kentucky
West Virginia
Alaska
Iowa
Utah
Wyoming

Food for Cock: Aphrodisiacal Foods & Penis Enlargement

2010-03-01T14:58:00.000-08:00

What if the combination of foods on your dinner plate could significantly alter your libido? It might change the way you order when you go on dates! A lot of research in the past decade has been devoted to discovering which combination of flavors and smells can alter human sexual drive and experience, and some of the findings will surprise you.

Forget Chocolate: What Foods Make Men Horny?

People go on and on about how chocolate is an aphrodisiac. While chocolate does contain phenylethylamine, which creates euphoria, studies show that you would have to consume an inhuman amount of the stuff to significantly alter your mood. Thus, any sexiness we associate with chocolate is purely cultural. If you really want to eat something that will get your blood flowing to your sexy parts, go for donuts. But not just donuts; studies show that donuts in combination with licorice are a potent combination to make men go nuts with sexual desire. Sound like a weird combination? Try pumpkin pie and lavender. Yes, this combination of flavors and scents is supposedly even more powerful at getting men in the mood. Who knew? Just remember that becoming overweight from eating too many donuts and pumpkin pie doesn't do any good for sex drive or penis enlargement.

Nature vs. Nurture

Many foods are primarily linked to sex due to cultural factors - chocolate, for instance, falls into this category. It tastes good and it melts in your mouth, and it's often used as a romantic gift. Champagne might help you get laid, but not because it contains a magical love potion; it's classy, expensive, and makes you drunk. There are other foods that are not aphrodisiacs per se but can help with sexual functioning. Garlic, for example, contains an amino acid that can help blood flow in erections. Foods that are high in zinc, like oysters, are linked to sperm production. But when it comes down to it, your brain is your most powerful sex organ, and if you associate a certain smell or taste with getting busy due to your own memory, experiences, or culture, that smell or taste is probably the one that'll make you horny. And whether or not you're pursuing natural penis enlargement, that's some interesting food for cock…er, thought.

What do you think? Is there a particular smell or taste that turns you into a sexual animal?

Natural Penis Enlargement: Do Penises Have Personalities?

2010-02-18T10:52:00.000-08:00

What personality type does your shlong have? In his new book, Penis Power: Discovering Super Potency, American urologist Dr. Dudley Seth Danoff asserts that penises have distinct personalities that reflect that of their owners. His new theory, which gives new depth to the phrase, "how's it hanging," is a little wacky, a little controversial, and actually makes a lot of sense. For men thinking about penis enlargement or obsessing over penis size, it could be a revelation to read Dr. Danoff's thesis that, although penises seem to truly have minds of their own, it is really the mind of the man wielding the penis that counts.

Is Your Penis a Nice Guy, or a Huge Dick?

Among Dr. Dudley's rather amusing list of penile character types are the "Poetic Penis," the member of the thoughtful and creative man, the "Perky Percolating Penis," who's "always cooking," the "Pessimistic Penis," whose "glass is always half empty" and the "Perceptive Penis," belonging to "an understanding man with an understanding penis." While it's basically preposterous to think of your penis as a little cartoon character with a personality of its own, it does kind of make sense when you give the theory a chance. So often our penises seem to act as if they have minds of their own, as if we have very little control over their mood. And according to Dr. Dudley, if you can identify where your penis fits into the personality spectrum, you can get to the heart of what's good—or problematic—about your penile personality, and your sex life will benefit as a result.

Mind over Member

Dr. Danoff is a practicing urologist and surgeon in Los Angeles and has been for many years. His interest in erectile dysfunction is what lead him to pen his most recent book, Penis Power: Discovering Super Potency. The main message of the book is that the mind has more power over our penis's behavior than we often think, a little concept that I like to call "Mind over Member." For anyone investing in penis enlargement or tackling erectile dysfunction, this message is invaluable. In many, many cases, the worst enemy standing between you and pure penile excellence is your own bad attitude, and realizing that can be an integral step towards ultimate penile enhancement. Dr. Danoff will tell you:

"YOUR PENIS IS WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. IT IS AS BIG AS YOU THINK IT IS. IT IS AS RELIABLE AS YOU THINK IT IS. IT IS AS POTENT AS YOU THINK IT IS."

While Dr. Danoff's position might be a little extreme, and there are often many factors at work other than psychological ones, his work highlights the importance of the mind in penile health, and that underlying message makes his new book an interesting read for anyone interested in exploring the fascinating world of their own dick. What do you think? What kind of personality does your penis have?

Healthy Body, Healthy Penis: Penis Enlargement and Nutrition

2010-02-08T15:47:00.000-08:00

A lot of men are obsessed with finding a holy grail of penis enlargement or miracle product that will improve their penile health. The truth is that a healthy lifestyle is more important than any one product. There are a number of basic yet very important steps that you can take to help insure your penile health, as well as improve the effectiveness of any penis enlargement program you may be following. The three key areas to focus on are diet, vitamins, and exercise.

Food for Thought: Food for Cock?

While eating lots of red meat may seem a manly thing to do, it has little positive effect on male sexual health. In fact, although protein is important, most men could benefit from eating a lot less meat, and a lot more vegetables and whole grains. This will help you improve blood circulation, which means more blood flow to the penis and better erections. Healthy eating habits also lead to better immunity, organ health, stamina, and energy levels, all of which are integral to a healthy sex life.

Vitamins for Penile Vitality

Many vitamins, which can be found especially in multivitamin formulas designed for men, can be incredibly important to penile health. Zinc, vitamin A, vitamin E, vitamin B complex, L-arginine, and chromium are all conventional vitamins that can do wonders for your penile well-being. Herbal penis pills offer a number of ingredients that have penile enhancement properties. However, if you also take conventional vitamins like those aforementioned you can be sure that you are really covering your bases and receiving all of the vitamins that men need for optimal sexual functioning and penis size.

Exercises for Penis Health

While there are many resources out there—and on this site—about penis exercises that can encourage penile growth, it is also integral to keep up a generally active lifestyle and good cardiovascular health. Having good cardiovascular health is key to a good sex life, as well as to achieving optimal results with penis enlargement programs.

Penis Enlargement: A Question of Lifestyle

While the saying, "Healthy body, healthy mind" is very true, the same could be said about your penis – “Healthy body, healthy penis,” should be your penis enlargement mantra . Making general healthy lifestyle choices that include a balanced diet, sufficient vitamin intake, and exercise can prove essential to a successful penis enlargement experience. Going after obesity, inactivity, and malnutrition should be everyone's first step in obtaining a big, healthy penis.

MTV's Hard Times: Can Big Penis Size Boost Limp Ratings?

2010-01-30T13:57:00.000-08:00

MTV's ratings have been drooping lately, and their new strategy for boosting them relies heavily on the power of penis size. Perhaps taking a cue from HBO's Hung, MTV's new show focuses on a lowly high-school outcast whose social life takes a dramatic turn when it is revealed that he has a massive penis. The show, titled The Hard Times of R.J. Berger, is hoped to revive some of their viewership that has been less than supportive in recent times—and what better way than quirky cock-centric programming?

MTV's ratings have fallen 18% since last year, and their strategy seems to be to up the controversy factor. But is having a big penis really that edgy? Perhaps it is. And who knows, maybe this show will inspire nerdy teens across America to invest in penis enlargement techniques in order to bulk up their organs. After all, the message of this show—not unlike HBO's Hung, about a down-on-his-luck man who digs his way out of the recession by monetizing his best asset (his giant penis)—is that having a bigger-than-average penis makes you special, sets you apart from all the average dudes out there. And I guess MTV is hoping that having a TV show with a big penis will set them apart from other networks out there. Do you think this show will turn more men on to penis enlargement? Do you think this show looks any good?

Is Erectile Dysfunction Linked to Heart Attacks?

2010-01-25T12:50:00.000-08:00

What does erectile dysfunction have to do with heart attacks? Sure, a man might feel like he's going to have a heart attack the first time he goes through an experience of erectile dysfunction, but data from a long-running study indicates a more significant link. It found that erectile dysfunction can be a significant indicator for men's likelihood of developing serious cardiovascular problems. The study finds that men who suffer from ED have a 40% increased risk of heart attacks, strokes, and other cardiovascular ailments. These findings are leading physicians to consider adding questions about erectile dysfunction to the standard array of risk assessment questions they ask their patients.

The Heart of the Matter

The main reason for these findings is that the same problems with blood flow that can cause heart attacks and other ailments can also be to blame for decreased blood flow to the penis. Thus, erectile dysfunction is being considered for addition to the list of risk factors already outlined by the Framingham Heart Study, which include high blood-pressure, smoking, and cholesterol. By asking men the quick question about whether or not they suffer from ED, physicians can easily gain invaluable information about a man's level of risk. Additionally, if a man comes in to see a doctor about ED, the findings of this study make it an obvious decision to test the man for cardiovascular issues. This could prove to be extremely invaluable for predicting and preventing serious heart troubles for many men.

Erectile Dysfunction: Sometimes More than Just a Sexual Problem

If you yourself are suffering from erectile dysfunction, this information shouldn't be taken lightly. Don't panic of course; just because you have ED doesn't mean you're going to die of a heart attack tomorrow. ED can have a plethora of causes other than cardiovascular problems. However, if ED is a chronic issue for you, in addition to trying to deal with it via penis pills and penile enhancement methods, you should also seriously consider seeing a physician to assess your cardiovascular health. You may be very happy you did!

All the Rage: Anabolic Steroids, Sexual Health, and Penis Size

2010-01-18T13:30:00.000-08:00

In professional sports, steroids seem to be all the rage—pun intended. A lot of men choose to use anabolic steroids in order to enhance their sporting abilities or to obtain a more muscular physique; but what effect do they have on male sexual health? In other words, will steroids mess with your penis? We should probably say right off the bat that this article is not intended to sell you on the idea taking steroids. We are of the opinion that there are safer and superior ways to achieving a muscular physique—like exercise and diet—that don't carry the same risks as steroids. However, to use or not to use is ultimately the choice of the individual, and this little post can serve as a warning of some of the risks involved with taking steroids, in particular relating to penis size and penile health.

If you're considering using steroids, there are a lot of things you should think about first. Obviously, there's the fact that most sports ban the use of such drugs, and using them could get you in serious hot water if you're competing. Then there's the health issue. Are they harmful, and in particular, will they effect your penis size or sexual performance? We'll attempt to answer these questions about anabolic steroids so you can make an informed decision.

Anabolic Steroids: Are They Worth the Risks?

Anabolic steroids, usually taken as injections, pills, creams, or gels, have the effect of increasing muscle mass, as well as increasing testosterone. However, they also make you vulnerable to a variety of adverse side effects that are far from rare. In addition to causing cardiovascular and liver problems, anabolic steroids can have detrimental effects on male sexual function. Some common sexual complications are:

Erectile dysfunction: Ironically, even though sexual interest is increased with the use of steroids, the ability to obtain and sustain erections is drastically hindered. Talk about frustrating!
Shrinkage of the testicles: Although penile shrinkage due to steroid use is largely inflated by urban myth—although it will look smaller relative to your body—testicular shrinkage is a very real and common side effect of high doses of anabolic steroids. Big man/small nuts syndrome.
Gynecomastia: AKA the growth of breasts. Another common side effect in men is the growth of "man boobs" which have to be removed surgically. Not very manly at all, unfortunately.

The cruel irony of anabolic steroids is that although they increase many masculine physical traits, like sex drive and testosterone, they have a plethora of decidedly unmanly side effects. While you might end up big and strong with a large appetite for sex, those traits might be complimented by tiny testicles, breasts, and the inability to get or sustain an erection. Add these to the cardiovascular and liver-related risks, as well as the increased levels of uncontrollable anger and paranoia (AKA "roid rage"), as advocates of male health, we can say with some certainty that we feel that anabolic steroids are hardly worth the risk.

Manhood: New Book Looks at Cocks in Culture

2010-01-01T13:47:00.000-08:00

In his new book, Dutch urologist Mels van Driel answers such questions as: Should I get a vasectomy? Why is semen sticky? And, what's it like to have sex with Satan's barbed penis? Manhood: The Rise and Fall of the Penis is more than just a useful guide to penile health (which it is); it's also an incredible collection of anecdotes, factoids, and historical tidbits about the ever-changing significance, meanings, and practices associated with the male sex organ. While you're inquiring about such relevant issues like penis size and testicular health, why not also skim some information about a 22 year old Portuguese gypsy who had two functioning penises? According to van Driel, "once he had climaxed with one he immediately continued with the other." But would he have to pay double when investing in penis enlargement? In any case, that's good reading. But Manhood, is so much more.

A Practical Guide to Dicks

It's easy to get too caught up in all the oddities and bizarre historical tidbits that color the pages of this document of dick, but deep down it's actually a really informative manual featuring info about penis size, testosterone, various ailments of the genitals, all written by a practicing urologist. But if we can learn anything from all of the strange and unusual penis anecdotes from around the world and throughout history, it's that what we think about the penis, what it means, how big it should be, how it should be used, decorated, displayed—all the meanings and rules we associate with the human penis—are always fluid and ever-changing. What constitutes an ideal penis size in one context is grossly inadequate in another—just look at Michelangelo's David. This combination of practical information and fun reading makes Manhood: The Rise and Fall of the Penis a very worthwhile read, whether you have a penis of your own or not.

More Men Opting for Penis Operations

2009-12-17T10:40:00.000-08:00

According to doctors, the number of men who are opting for penis enlargement surgery is growing. This is interesting, given that demand for nearly all other cosmetic surgeries has dropped significantly since the world economy went down the crapper. But according to Dr. Mark Solomon, one of only six doctors in America who performs this procedure, the demand for penile enhancement surgery is on the rise. But why are men shelling out the bucks for this costly procedure, even when times are tough and money's tight?

Gimme Some More: A Surge in Penile Surgery

Penile enhancement surgery is a costly and fairly risky process, but many men still choose it over penis enlargement pills, penis pumps, penis extenders, and other non-surgical methods of penis enlargement. Dr. Solomon says he performs this procedure about once per week. According to Dr. Solomon, the rate of customer satisfaction for penile surgery is quite high, but it's not without its risks.

There is a nerve that travels down across the top of the penis, down underneath the ligament. As I release that ligament, I look for that nerve. The nerve gives sensation to the tip so I don't want to cut that.

What this means is there's a risk of losing the sensation in your penis when you undergo penile surgery, but proponents of the procedure assure us that the risk is minimal. The procedure itself, unlike breast enlargement surgery, doesn't usually involve adding any material to the penis (unless an increase in girth is desired). The standard penis-lengthening procedure involves releasing the penis from the ligament attaching it to the pelvic bone and pulling out preexisting penile length that's buried in the pelvis.

Hard Times = Big Cocks?

One can only speculate as to why penis enlargement surgery is on the rise despite the recession's effect on other cosmetic surgeries. Perhaps it's the popularity of the HBO series Hung, where a man overcomes his own dire financial woes by monetizing his best asset—his giant penis—by becoming a man whore. Maybe men think that investing big bucks in their cocks is a good investment into getting themselves out of their financial problems. Or maybe it's simpler than that. Maybe economic problems, global warming, natural disasters, war, famine, or alien invasions, just aren't significant enough to distract men from their unending desire to increase the size of their piece.

Dear Morgan: Premature Ejaculation

2009-12-11T09:46:00.000-08:00

Dear Morgan,

My boyfriend ejaculates really quickly every time we have sex. Are there any tricks we can use to make sex last a little longer?

Slow It Up

Dear SIU,

I can do a little back-tracking and assume that you’re browsing this site trying to find answers to this very question. You’re on the right trail, SIU – keep reading.

Premature ejaculation can happen for a number of reasons, ranging from the psychological to the physiological. Because I’m not working directly with you guys as a therapist, and because you wrote me a two line question, it’s difficult to guess the underlying issue.

Fortunately, many of the solutions run along common lines so we might be able to find something that works for your partner. Firstly, you say that he ejaculates quickly every time you have sex. In serious cases many doctors will prescribe an anti-depressant like Prozac. Please note that serious cases are rated as such when men are not able to control their orgasms and feel significant distress. If you’re hoping for penis pills that address premature ejaculation only, you might be a few years off. There are talks of development, but I’ve yet to have a journal cross my desk that had a promising article.

I’m guessing your boyfriend doesn’t fall into that category because you’re asking an advice columnist, and not a doctor. In keeping with that, I think he should start penis exercises in order to try and regain some control over his orgasms. Stretching and jelqing can help, so click through to find articles on our site about those specific practices. These articles focus on penis enlargement, but the effect you’re looking for is generally included in the benefits of these exercises.

While you guys are going at it, try stopping, taking a breather, and then starting again. It might take a lot of practice [but who is complaining about having more sex?], but eventually you can reach a rhythm where you begin to recognize when he is getting close, he pulls out, thinks about baseball and Queen Elizabeth, and then goes back at it.

Are you having regular sex? If you’re only doing it once or twice a week, that might not be enough for him to become accustomed to the sensations. Step up the frequency, folks!

Try bringing him to orgasm before you start penetrative sex. Blowjob, handjob, footjob – whatever works for you two. Let him cum, then let him get you off – he can go down on you while he gets his ‘man-ergy’ back, and with any luck he should have a reasonable erection by the time you reach orgasm. Then have penetrative sex. Ideally he won’t have such a hair trigger response because he has had an orgasm relatively recently.

This is a panel of suggestions – start with whichever seems easiest, and then move along from there. Regardless of which technique you guys try out, you will definitely need to have an open conversation about this that is ongoing. Keep checking in and see what works, and remember to be supportive of him – this is a sensitive issue!

Don't Pass On a Small Set of Family Jewels

2009-12-07T11:25:00.000-08:00

According to the shocking CBC documentary entitled The Disappearing Male the world is witnessing a worrying decline in the number of boys being born. The in-depth doc cites lots of factors that have played a part in this change but one of the most notable is petro-chemicals. Petro-chemicals are everywhere. They are used in making plastics and are found in almost everything from pesticides to processed foods and fabric to shampoo.

While this news may send a shiver down the spine of our female readers, the men might be looking at the bright side, thinking that this could lead to a future filled with more favorable ratios: less boys, more choices. But before you guys get too excited I better tell you about the big, or should I say small, catch: these petro-chemicals that are causing fewer boys could also be causing a boy that does make it out of the womb to have a smaller than average penis. Add to that a 200% increase of genital defects and abnormalities reported in the last two decades and a 50% drop in sperm counts of an average North American college student over the course of one generation, and you have a problem of notable size.

Okay, so you might be wondering how this affects you and your penis size now, and really, it doesn’t. But before you dismiss the warning I propose you to take one moment and ask yourself: Do I want to pass tiny wiener genes down to my son? After all, your genes represent you, where you came from and how you lived; they speak about your strengths and weaknesses – to the very core they are you. They are probably the best way to make a good impression on future babes. And of course there’s the wellbeing of the kids themselves. Why put your baby boy through the torment of having a small penis? The least you can do for your kin is try your hardest, longest and widest to ensure they have strong, healthy bodies.

The Tips for Well-Endowed Genes

So after watching this documentary I devised three easy steps to help you reduce your interaction with these petro-chems, and in turn, keep your genes well-hung. Unfortunately man-made chemicals are pretty hard to avoid, so unless you’re content with re-locating to the moon, following this advise may be the best way to pass on the biggest set of family jewels possible in this chemical age.

Here they are:

1.Eat Organic

That’s right, the hippies knew it, now you do too. Organic food is pretty much chemical free so it’s not only good for you, it’s good for your body, but for your genes – meaning your kids’ bodies.

2.Use Plastic Sparingly

This may be completely impossible, but any reduction in plastic in your home will help. This means buying natural-fiber clothes, storing food glass tupperware and using natural shampoos and soaps. Anywhere you see plastic, think of an alternative.

3.Avoid Chemicals in the Air

Stay decidedly upwind and upstream of any heavily industry plants, or any heavily industrial cities for that matter (sorry, you’ll have to skip that Pittsburg getaway…darn). This one may seem a little extreme, but some would go to great lengths in the pursuit of a long shlong.

And, if none of these things work, you'll have to teach your offspring about penis enlargement techniques.

Dear Morgan: Penis Size Workarounds

2009-12-03T14:35:00.000-08:00

Dear Morgan,

Hi. I'm 41 years old, married, and I guess I fall into the category of most of the guys reading this page. I have sex with my partner a few times a week, and it's good, but once in a while I'd like to really fuck my wife, you know? She has told me before that she doesn't feel 'full' when we do it, is there anything you can suggest to help?

Thanks,

Fits Like A Glove?

First things first, FLAG: when you put your penis in your wife's vagina, you are really fucking your wife. Minds all across the country are blown by that one, I'm sure, but let's move on.

What you're really asking, in a strangely roundabout way, is whether I can point you in the direction of a stand-in dick of a penis size large enough to make your partner feel as though she's stuffed silly. Of course I can!

Basically, you have three options. I will rate them in the order I feel most relevant, and important.

Option Three:

Hire a dick. Find a male escort agency that caters to women, give your wife your credit card, and let her select the thickest fattest longest penis she can lay eyes on. This is one way to get that 'full' sensation, however, in all likelihood, your wife wants to feel your penis filling her up, not Gustav's.

Option Two:

Pumping. This is a penis enlargement technique that provides a temporary expansion to the tissues of the genitals. You place your penis inside of a vacuum tube, pump the air out and you will experience instant growth. Unfortunately the kind of growth you experience isn't exactly manageable, predictable, or entirely functional. Just because your penis may well be three times the size it was before doesn't mean it's going to be in any shape for intercourse.

Men often have floppy, wobbly, but definitely larger organs after pumping. I consider this to be far more of an option for men who are either into cock worship, or need to readjust their perceptions about their penis. It's nice to see that penis size isn't fixed, and that a small penis can be made large.

In fact, with clients who have self-esteem issues regarding their size, I often suggest that they include pumping in their masturbation routine once or twice just to experience these newly contextualized genitals.

It's important to note that pumping can also be quite dangerous if done improperly. Please educate yourself fully on proper methods and safety procedures before starting to pump. I consider this a second tier option because it doesn't necessarily work out very well for those who would like to then have sex with their inflated organs, due to the 'jiggly' nature of the expanded tissue.

Option One:

I think the two of you should go down to the sex or fetish shop, and buy yourselves the biggest, fattest most lovely latex penis they have. Buy a harness, strap it on, and go to town.

For reasons that are quite understandable, but nonetheless a little silly, men often balk at the idea of satisfying their lover with a strap-on. I have been told that, ultimately, they are worried the replacement will replace them.

You're being ridiculous, men. Please listen closely: a latex, silicone, glass, steel, wooden, or rubber dildo is not a penis. For heterosexual women who like sex with men, a penis is a penis, and a dildo is an entirely separate item. It might work in much the same way as a penis does, but it doesn't have any of the context, meaning, tactile sense, responsivity, or sheer thrill that the genuine article does.

Now that we understand each other, FLAG, I would like you to go out and get fitted for a strap-on harness. Explain your situation to the person working in the shop, and by all means choose a reputable shop! You didn't include your location, so I can't suggest a great vendor near you, but take a look at the website for Good Vibrations in San Francisco , and you'll have an idea of the caliber of product and service I'd like to see you going for.

Make sure that the harness fits you correctly around the hips, and that the buckles and straps adjust in such a way that your genitals won't be crushed when you put it on. Try and select a harness that accommodates an erect penis, like this one:

Here you have the added treat of the dildo sitting high enough that you can also manage a little double penetration with your dick. Can we say 'two birds one stone'? Provided your wife enjoys anal sex, you are probably about to make her the happiest, 'fullest', most satisfied woman on the block. Your smaller penis is better suited to anal penetration, where it will hurt less and feel larger, and the dildo [which you can select any size for, including vibe options] will pound her cervix and fill out her vagina in a way that only a custom-made latex penis really can.

So enjoy! I suspect the strap-on harness is the answer to both your prayers. If you would like more information try picking up Violet Blue's fantastic book, The Adventurous Couple's Guide To Strap-On Sex. There's plenty of great stuff in there that will get you going, and keep you going.

Dear Morgan: Lost and Little

2009-11-30T08:37:00.000-08:00

Dear Morgan,

I'm a longtime PE Inc reader. It's cool that you're doing an advice column, because I have a question that hasn't really been answered by the articles here, and it would have been weird to email it in to the other staff.

Here goes: I'm a heterosexual guy. I date casually. It's small, and I know it. Now what do I do with it?

Dear LAL,

First off: thanks for the letter! I can hold this up and waggle it in my boss' faces if they ever question why a penis enlargement site needs a sexual advice columnist on staff.

Now, let's get straight to your question: you've got a small penis, you acknowledge the fact, and you're wondering what to do with the darn thing.

I commend you on your approach – many men struggle with size issues, but few look to actually overcome them by becoming a better lover. You're doing well so far! Now the biology. You state very clearly that you like to put your less-than-average [whatever that means] penis into a heterosexual vagina.

So let's talk about vaginas! I'll give you the tip of a lifetime: a woman only has nerve endings in the first quarter, and final quarter of her vagina. This means that while you are inside of her, she can't necessarily feel very much in the very middle of the length of her vaginal canal, but she can feel you when you bump her cervix with the head of your penis and she registers friction and heat and pressure and all of those good things right at the entrance.

So if you're never going to be bumping that cervix, don't even worry about it. Plenty of girls hate the sensation [I am not one of them, but we can talk about alternatives to your actual dick in a moment].

Cervix forgotten, you're back where you started – the door you came in by. All the nerve endings are here. The G-spot isn't too far from here. Neither is the clit. You've got one prime zone, and you should be working it for all it's worth!

Now this isn't about going willy-nilly, but rather about asking your partner what she likes. Try simply rocking the head of your penis in and out, only entering about an inch or so each time. This gives you a great view, and leaves your hands free to caress that clit.

If you're worried about girth, then get the toys out of the box and go to town. Nothing makes me happier than a man who isn't necessarily the biggest in the bulge department, but who is completely game for hot sex with all the jelly dongs and vibrating bullets and tickling cock rings and....

This little blue meanie is available online at: www.goodforher.com

Getting carried away, but you get the idea. There are some neat toys that actually work like stretchy cock rings, but will vibrate against both your balls and her clit when you fuck her. If you're not going in deeply, then you need to have all your guns firing at once. She'll appreciate it, I guarantee.

There are some great toys that work well for both partners, including this one:

The We-Vibe is a knockout. I can't say enough good things about this baby, just believe that if you're looking for something that adds the feeling of girth and size without taking away from the enjoyment of straight-up sex, this is the ticket. we-vibe.com

The We-Vibe was invented by a fellow from Canada, where the winters are long and dark, this little darling works alongside you. She inserts it and then you slide in with it and plenty of lube for a buzzing thrumming revelation. Believe.

A side note: if you're having casual sex with a number of partners, be a gentleman and don't share sex toys. I don't care if you're washing them – unless they can go in an autoclave [i.e. are made of glass or steel or heat-resistant plastic], they shouldn't be hopping from crotch to crotch.

Which Penis Pills are Right for You?

2009-11-24T16:15:00.000-08:00

Considerations on Viagra, Cialis and Levitra

Now that more and more companies have entered the market for penis pills, the question becomes: which is best? While the three major penis enhancement pills (Viagra, Cialis and Levitra) offer a very similar product, there are a few subtle differences which may mean that one of these products is best suited to your goals of penis enhancement. So boys, it’s time to do your homework. Trust us, the ladies in your life will be glad you did!

Firstly, it’s very important to figure out if penis pills are right for you. People with erratic blood-pressure in particular run a higher risk of a heart attack. If that’s the case, you might want to look in to alternative solutions.

Some people may opt to shop online, as this can be an easy and cost-effective way to get pills. Some penis pills are available over the counter, but nearly all of them are available online. Try a quick Google search and compare prices with those you see at the pharmacy. More than likely you’ll spot a couple of bargains.

Comparing Penis Pills

Viagra, Cialis and Levitra all offer their product at three different doses. We recommend that you start with the medium. If you’re still not getting ‘er done then up the dose a little and see what’s what. If you’re still hard 3 hours after sex, then perhaps you’ve over done it. Try scaling back just a tad.

All three penis pills have a lot in common. They share the same side effects, which are generally mild and not cause for great concern. They can include headaches, flushing, back pain, runny noses, stomach aches, or even slight changes in vision. That sounds awful, we know - but the truth is that the side effects are rather rare and very mild.

Each product shows proven penis enhancement in about 70% of men. You’ve got to like those odds. But let’s get down to the differences. The three products work in largely the same way, with a few subtle, but very important differences.

Viagra is the most popular of the three, and has been on the market the longest. It’s track record really speaks for itself. It’s effects last for an average of 4 hours.

Cialis has the advantage of being the longest lasting. This might well translate to more bang for your buck (so to speak). It’s effects generally last for 17-36 hours, which is why it’s often referred to as the weekend pill. Obviously, don’t expect to have a raging boner for 3 days straight –Cialis just kicks in when the mood is right. Surprisingly, it is also slightly less expensive than its counterparts.

Levitra begins working slightly quicker than the other two brands. Also, it will work regardless of what you’ve recently had to eat, so you wont have to choose between the prime rib in your freezer and the prime blonde in your bedroom. Its effects last for about 5 hours

Penis pills can be a crucial step towards getting your love life back on track, and we hope these tips will help you figure which penis enhancement pills are right for you. We wish you luck, and of course, some fabulous, mind-blowing sex.

A Jelqer’s Journal

2009-11-23T10:18:00.000-08:00

With the volume of emails we get about penis enhancement, it’s becoming clear how uncertain people are over the techniques that achieve significant penis enlargement. Other than penis pills, one of the most popular methods is a technique known as jelqing. jelqing involves a daily repetition of exercising muscle tissues in the penis, namely the smooth muscle and surrounding tissue. The goal is to draw blood into the glans, allowing for permanent penis enlargement when the penis is erect.

Since jelqing is so widely misunderstood, I’ve decided to breakdown my personal jelqing routine for our readers, to better give them an idea of the process.

Jelqing: The Technique

First off, you need to learn the OK grip. The Ok grip involves touching the tip of the thumb to the tip of the forefinger, which should create a hand shape similar to the international sign for ‘OK’.
The grip should be applied to the base of the semi-erect penis with the palm facing down. After having applied ample lubrication (a critical step!), tighten the grip at the base of the penis in order to reduce blood flow. Slowly move the grip toward the glans (each stroke should take at least three seconds) and when you reach the end of the stroke, apply the same grip with the other hand at the base of the shaft. Repeating the steps at a slow and constant pace is the key to achieving penis enhancement without causing injury.

The extent to which you are erect during your routine plays a big roll in penis enlargement. You really need to be at least 40% erect to have any effect. On the other hand you should absolutely never jelq with a full-on erection. What works for me is to achieve an erection first and then allow it to subside to an appropriate level before I begin. It’s common for the level of your erection to fluctuate during a session, and so it’s importantto compensate the strength of your grip accordingly to maintain a consistent level of tension on the shaft.

Other Considerations

I supplement my jelqing routine with penis pills. If you’re considering doing the same it’s important to first run that by your doctor. If you have a heart condition or high blood pressure this is especially true.

You jelqing technique should reflect you specific penis enhancement goals. For example, right now I’m trying to increase length, and so I’m alternating strokes to the left and right – a popular technique for extending penis length. If you want to focus on girth you might consider simply changing the angle of the penis. Research shows that simply having the legs elevated above the penis can help improve girth in a short period of time.

Remember to take it slow – penis enhancement doesn’t happen overnight. Any steps you take towards penis enlargement, whether it is exercises or penis pills, must be approached with a ‘safety first’ mentality.

Dear Morgan: Average or Undersized

2009-11-20T15:44:00.000-08:00

Starting this week, Penis Enlargement Inc. is going to be running a syndicated sex advice column. Feel free to send in your questions, whether it be about your size concerns, sexual habits, or any and all related inquiries. Morgan is a registered sex-therapist who has been writing online under a pseudonym for a number of years, and we are happy to welcome her to our team!

Dear Morgan,

My live-in girlfriend and I have been together for six years, and the sex has been ok. Nothing extraordinary, but I'm pretty sure I'm doing a good job. A few nights ago I was using her laptop to download some music, and I found a folder full of porn. Every single video was 'Giant Dicks' and 'Massive Cocks' and stuff like that. Is she trying to tell me something? Am I not measuring up?

Sincerely,
Average Or Undersized

Dear AOU

Are you out of your mind? You come home and discover your girlfriend is watching nasty porn, and have a nervous breakdown like some midwestern housewife? Porn is not a disease or an addiction, it is a sexy, fun, and sometimes therapeutic outlet for our own sexual fantasies. Porn stars are paid professionals [this is if we're excluding some of the dicey material where the sex workers are being abused, or taken advantage of], and they are paid for not only their professionalism but their extraordinary bodies.

Whether it's giant dongs or massively inflated silicone breasts, porn is replete with the most extraordinarily enhanced or exaggerated sexual body parts. Penis enlargement surgeries are less common than breast enhancements, but we're pretty sure they're taking place. All of these actors are taking penis pills, be they Cialis, Viagra, or growth compounds, so you can safely assume there's a little artificial help being given to that uh... 'natural talent'.

Let's try another perspective – if your girlfriend lost her mind because she'd found your porno stash, and started spiralling into insecurity about her comparitively undersized breasts, or her inability to take two cocks in her ass at the same time, you would tell her you loved her as she was and explain to her the difference between a porno and real life, right?

Well you would if you ever wanted to have sex with her again. So take the same advice, and get over yourself. Your girlfriend has been getting off to dicks because that's what she's into – dicks. Play up to her interests and work a little cock worship into your nightly bed-romp and it might go from being six years of 'ok' sex to six more years of stupendous sex.

Bunnies And Boners: Science Is Pretty Cool

2009-11-15T11:47:00.000-08:00

So I had always wondered where that funny old saying 'fuck like rabbits' came from. I mean, rabbits are cute – they're bunnies, right? I'm seeing Easter baskets and fuzzy little springtime mascots and gentle herbivores with pink twitchy noses.

Well, last night I was over at a friend's place, and she owns a pair of rabbits. I'll tell you, friends, I was educated. Hoo-boy, there was love in the air for those little rabbits, and when they go at it they are unabashed little monsters. When they weren't frantically humping, they were lying splayed out on the floor with half closed eyes panting. All the smug little bunnies needed was an after-sex cigarette and it would've been set.

So you're probably wondering what bunnies and penis enlargement have to do with each other, at this point. Well this morning when I woke up, I was going through my file of topical articles and trying to decide what to write about. Then there it was, friends, an article that tied together my newly minted concept of just how uh... disturbingly dedicated the little guys are to sex, and the time-honored subject of penis enlargement.

Replacing a Rabbit Penis

Let me be the first to break the astounding news, if you haven't already heard: scientists led by Anthony Altala have successfully grown replacement penises for their test rabbits, reattached them, and the organs are fully functional.

Take a moment and let that sink in. Atala's team have engineered the entire corpus cavernosa, which you should be familiar with by now if you've been reading our posts on penis growth. For those of you just stopping by this site for the first time, the corpus cavernosa is the term for the spongy expanse of tissue that make up the main structural parts of the penis, and are also the portions of the organ that flood with blood and cause the tissue to expand and become erect.

Researchers removed the corpus cavernosa from the rabbits, grew an entirely new one out of a complex mix of cell types and growth factors, re-implanted them and bingo – success. The remarkable detail is that not only did the rabbits achieve erections from electrical and chemical stimulation, but also from good old fashioned natural imperative. This means that when they were introduced to female rabbits, these little guys had natural erections and ejaculated. Four of these rabbits have even become fathers!

These wily scientists are out there at the frontier of medicine, extending hope to those of us who are waiting for a solution to our penis size concerns. This is particularly important for men who are looking at reconstructive surgery, and though there is no mention of whether or not FTM folks will be good candidates for his procedure, our team suspects this might be an extraordinary break through.

One last fact: researchers noted that the rabbits who were given these engineered penis implants seemed to emerge even hornier than ever. And given what I now know about the stamina of rabbits, that's a terrifying prospect...

Penis Enhancement Through Foreskin Restoration: Part Two

2009-11-03T12:44:00.000-08:00

Continuing on with our investigation into the hows and whys of penis enhancement through Foreskin Reclamation, this post is going to focus mainly on the nitty gritty of how men achieve this.

First off, there are essentially different levels of severity where circumcision is concerned. Guys who have the highest level of circumcision have no movement of the skin of their shaft when the penis is erect. From there, different grades of severity are observed, including some men who are able to essentially mimic a foreskin by pulling the skin up over the glans, although it retracts afterwards.

What Kind Of Penis Growth Tools Are There?

As you can imagine, stretching is a big part of this process. Devices include the FOREBALLS, the Penile Uncircumsicing Device [or P.U.D.], and the VacuTrac foreskin restoration device. All of these are mechanisms that grasp the skin of the penis and slowly pull it forwards, up over the head, stretching it slowly over time in order to elongate that existing skin and recover the look and feel of a foreskin.

How Do These Penis Enhancement Devices Work?

There are few distinct styles.

Gravity/Weights:
The P.U.D. Tugger is one of these sort of mechanisms. It is a tapered weight with a hollow grooved end that fits atop the glans. The user then pulls the skin of the shaft upwards, tapes it to the weighted Tugger, and gravity takes over. A number of you may be familiar with weight systems, as similar things are used to stretch the entire length of the organ for those of us looking for a bigger penis.

Elastic/Stretchers:
These tools are essentially long elastic band systems that are taped to the skin of the penis, and consist of a long elastic band that is then clipped to the waistband of the pants, a special holster or garter that comes with the device, or a sock in order to create tension and give the skin a consistent pull.

The Cone:
This is a conical tube that is pressed against the glans, and then the skin is pulled up over it and taped shut. The most subtle of all of these mechanisms, this is used during the day or at work in order to keep up a regimen of extension.

Unexpected Penis Growth Through Foreskin Recovery:

Many men who undergo this process feel that they have added extra length to their penis because of the actual stretching process. The benefits are tremendous, and the success stories are numerous, yet there are still the same downsides that crop up when stretching is the method of choice.

Dangers include nerve damage, discoloration, loss of sensation and blood flow, and other pitfalls. Of course these techniques should be done after consulting with your doctor, who can in fact be an ally.

Surgical Penis Enhancement:

The medical route is an option for some, but this 'quick fix' is generally not recommended by our experts. Results are rarely what people expect, as it is difficult to 'add' skin to the shaft of the penis. The statistics aren't great, with only a 60% success rate following a painful and expensive procedure.

Our staff feels that Foreskin Reclamation is an interesting aspect of penis enhancement research, and we're hoping that this article has been both interesting and informative.

Penis Enlargement Through Foreskin Reclamation?

2009-10-27T13:20:00.000-07:00

This penis enlargement blogger is going to get up on the soapbox again. There are a number of issues that affect us here, as we are of course focused on one special subject dear to the hearts and uh... groins, of our readers. The male member is representative of much. If you look to psychological theory from the old guard docs like Freud, it's a link to how we understand ourselves and our place in the world. In some cultures it's worshiped as the staff of life, in some it's a symbol for domination and abuse.

Even religion has a stake in the fate of the penis, which is why some of our readers happen to be missing an inch or so of sensitive skin from the end of their organ. Other people may notice the same absence, but the decision was made for them on the grounds of 'health concerns' or family custom, or cultural habit. This decision was made before they were even born.

This leaves a segment of the population looking down once in a while and wondering 'is that all there is?'

Of course this blog focuses on not only penis growth, but penis enhancement. In that spirit, we're going to be taking a look at the different reasons for, and means by which people achieve Foreskin Reclamation.

Big title, big issue, little publicized. First we're going to be examining the reasons behind a man's usually not-so-sudden interest in recovering some of that lost bit.

Increasing the look of penis size:

We've told you a lot of tips and tricks for enhancing the look of your junk. Keener readers can probably quote then back to us with their eyes closed (...triiim puubic haiiir to tick the eye....looose weeeeiiight to add a guaaaranteeed iiinch of penis enlargement.....). Ahem, enough of that.

Add one bonus suggestion to that list: reclaim your foreskin, if you're missing one. Because all of the tools that men use to achieve this goal are some form of stretching device, you're physically lengthening the penis in the process.

A cut cock is just that: cut, and there's at least a little bit of overhang on a normal uncut organ. If you get back some of that flesh, you're probably going to gain a little bit of length – bonus.

Recovering lost sensation:

This is the big one, boys. Maybe you've never had the chance to talk this one over with your buddies, but the truth of the matter is this: that little flap of flesh has a purpose, and it is lubrication.

The head of the penis is enormously sensitive, it's a knot of nerves, erectile tissue, and delicate surface area that on a circumcised stick is generally bone dry. Not so on a fellow that still has that little bit of skin: the foreskin covers the head, and keeps it moist and, accordingly, allows it to keep the sensitivity it naturally has. As opposed to spending its time rubbing up against everything it comes in contact with, such as the inside of your boxers, jeans, what have you.... an uncut penis is protected and has a radically higher level of sensitivity.

And just to be clear, we're talking about the good kind of sensitivity here.

So maybe you can see why we take an interest in this special subject that is dear to many of our readers and staff, and has a particularly strong link with the techniques used in penis enlargement. Stay tuned in because next week we're going to take a look at methods, warnings, and of course: success stories.

Dr. Oz on Penis Enhancement

2009-10-07T09:56:00.000-07:00

This week we're examining the recent episode of the Dr. Oz show that took on penis size. It's uncommon for that much airtime to be given to so sensitive an issue, especially one so topical here at Penis Enlargement Inc.

So the ladies love him – in fact they're jumping out of their seats and screaming to get a chance to be caught on camera during his show. I suppose that we can understand why our female staffers get so flustered at the mention of the Great Oz – even we can admit that he's dashing, handsome, a doctor, and richer by the minute.

That's why we're pleased to announce the fairly good attention that Oprah's latest protege gave to the subject of penis enhancement. Most important to our readers was the portion of the program that addressed penis growth. Although the tip [har har] that the doctor gave was perhaps nothing new to the die-hard set of informed readers, it was definitely a revelation for millions of American men watching at home.

Penis Growth a Circulation Issue?

Before we look at that little nugget of information, we'd like to recap some of the health pointers that Oz gave. He referred to the penis as a 'dip stick' for a man's health. All joking aside, we're pretty sure that this prime time physician is onto something here.

Because it is so much related to the circulatory system, the frequency, strength, and duration of an erection is an excellent canary in a coalmine – if that very obvious signpost to health is starting to sag, it usually means that something is going wrong somewhere higher up along the line.

A Snip Off the Tip

Some audience members had questions about circumcision – namely, does a circumcised penis have more, or less sensation than a natural one? Oz backs us up here, stating that in fact circumcision reduces the amount of sensation in the head, or glans, of the organ. This is due to a lifetime of the sensitive and, importantly, lubricated part of the male member rubbing up against the inside of pants, underwear, etc. This causes it to lose some of the capacity for feeling that an uncircumsized guy is able to experience. More on this next week, because we're going to be taking a look at foreskin reclamation – an interesting topic if there ever was one.

Oz Says: Quit Smoking and Start Exercising, Your Penis Will Grow

Oz gave a good overview of the important things every guy should know about his working parts. Of course he said that all smokers should quit immediately, then wait around to see the results in their newly powerful erections. Reducing the amount of poison in the bloodstream is a no-brainer for increasing the results of penis enhancement. We're all about people quitting smoking – what do you think those toxic chemicals are doing to your boners? Helping?

Didn't think so. Last, but not least, the television program featured this great penis enhancement advice: lose 35 pounds, gain an inch of penis size. Simple math. As you lose the weight, your stomach fat will recede, releasing another inch of measurement previously buried under flabby tissue. If a bigger penis, guaranteed, isn't incentive to hit the gym, we don't know what is!

Micropenis: When is Penis Size A Sociological Issue?

2009-09-20T12:31:00.000-07:00

So you're sitting at home, reading the latest penis enlargement blogs because you're frustrated, concerned, maybe even completely distraught over what you feel to be an inadequate genital size. Well, many men struggle with a size issue far beyond the realm of 'inadequate'.

When Penis Growth Is Impossible – What Options Remain?

Micropenis is a term used to describe male genitals that are dramatically undersized. This means that the fully erect organ usually tops out at around one inch. This is a medical condition that is usually identified at birth. Unfortunately there is not a huge amount of treatment available to grown men with this syndrome, although our team has noted a lot of similarities in the advice offered to those with micropenis, to those normal, if undersized, men seeking counsel on penis enlargement.

Doctors suggest that the cause of this unfortunate condition may be related to an unbalance in sex hormones produced by the fetus, and those it is exposed to in the womb. It is also possible for this state to be entirely unrelated to sex hormones, and rather be a result of a failure of the pituitary gland. There are also a set of uniquely named 'homeobox' genes that affect only finger length and penis size, and nothing else.

Advice given to many of these patients generally ranges from testosterone therapy solutions to surgical options. Because testosterone may enhance male characteristics, but not necessarily add greatly to penis size or girth, it is usually prescribed in order to complement other therapies.

Penis Enlargement Or Gender Reassignment – Who Choses?

Surgical options have been a troubling issue for many micropenis patients, as in the past gender reassignment surgery has been the given solution. This means that children with genitals deemed radically undersized were surgically altered in order to give them female characteristics – a vulva – and often not informed that this choice had been made for them. Years of female hormones and therapies and deception left a group of intersex kids, as these people are now termed, feeling very much out of place, hurt, and lost.

It's difficult to imagine the pain and confusion felt by these children who are either denied any choice regarding their own gender surgery, or left with completely shrunken genitals and very little hope of change. This may be a little 'bleeding heart', but this issue is close to those of us who have been researching penis growth with an aim towards improving the lives of other men.

Gain a Bigger Penis Through Regular Exercise

2009-09-05T15:29:00.000-07:00

The Headline claims that your can have a bigger penis just by exercising, but you don't believe it do you? 'It can't be true,' you say, 'the only ways to increase penis size are through pills, pumps or surgery!' If you're skeptical, its time that you reassess the way you've been thinking about penis enhancement. REMEMBER: penis size is relative! A 7-inch penis on a short skinny guy is going to look enormous! And, the biggest reason to gain a bigger penis is to feel more confident and better about yourself.

SO – it makes perfect sense that regular exercise is an avenue towards penis growth. Here's are 5 ways that exercise can effect penis size and virility:

1. Decrease the levels of fat around the stomach and pelvis, thus exposing more of your penis
2. Increase blood flow to the penis, thus helping you to maintain bigger, harder erections
3. Increased testosterone – thus increasing desire and desirability
4. Increased energy levels and ability to perform well sexually
5. Increased confidence

Weight Loss: Making the Penis Look Bigger

This is the most obvious way that exercise can act as penis enhancement. Men, especially aging men, have a tendency to put on weight around the stomach and pelvis. This fat crowds out the penis and makes it look much smaller than it actually is. It also makes men feel un-sexy. Regular exercise can help men lose that weight, making them feel sexier AND make their penises look bigger. Your penis will look about an inch bigger with each 30 pounds you lose.

Blood Flow and Harder Erections

This one is scientific. It is blood flow to the penis that causes an erection. If you are overweight, your heart has to work much harder to get blood throughout the body – blood flow becomes an issue (especially is the obesity is tied to cholesterol problems, as it often is). Thus, those who suffer from obesity have a much more difficult time gaining an full erection. So, regular exercise can help you gain
bigger, harder erections. Pretty sweet, huh?!

Increased Testosterone

This Helps with penis size for two reasons:

1.Testosterone is a hormone that helps facilitate erections. So, it helps the erect penis get a lot bigger.
2.Testosterone helps men to feel more aroused. A man with low testosterone is less likely to feel sexual or to be seen as sexual by women.

Increased Energy and Performance

There is no question that regular exercise helps us to have more energy. Men who are exercising regularly are more likely to be ready and rearing for sex. They are also likely to have better stamina, if you know what I mean! And, while these things do not directly correspond to a bigger penis, they effect the way men are seen and the way they see themselves. A man who packs a punch in the sack will be seen as having a bigger penis and will feel sexier.

Increased Confidence

Exercise will make you feel better about yourself. You'll carry yourself as if you're hung with an elephant cock! This will help you look and feel sexier and more virile.

Sex, virility, health and penis size are all related. If you feel better physically and are healthier, you will be more virile. This will make it appear as though you have a bigger penis. So, while regular exercise doesn't lead to penis growth in the traditional sense, it does lead to a perceived BIGGER PENIS. And, this perception can be just as important as the real thing.

Lady Gaga Shows All Her Penis Size

2009-09-04T13:10:00.000-07:00

The last thing I though I'd be writing about when i started this blog was whether or not Lady Gaga was in need of penis enhancement. But, it seems that after accidentally unveiling her male member during her performance at Glastonbury this August, Gaga's penis size has become a topic of discussion.

The London Free Press ran an article the other day with the headline DJ to Lady GaGa: 'Are you a hermaphrodite?', describing the above mentioned event as well as some confrontations that Ms. Gaga has encountered whilst on tour in Australia. The appearance of this penis has caused a media free for all. There are countless videos up on Youtube right now that claim to show the controversial shlong (some are just spoofs, some are turds trying to capitalize on the media frenzy).

On an Brisbane, Australia radio show hosted by Meshel, Ash, and Tim, the penis size was directly asked: "Where are we at right now with the tiny penis issue, Lady Gaga?"

WOW! Talk about straight up. Lady Gaga was, apparently, not very amused, responding with, "My little vagina is very offended. I'm not offended, my vagina is offended."

Here's a clip of the video from Glastonbury, if you want to see what the big...or little...deal is:

Does Lady....or Mister...Gaga Want a Bigger Penis?

The Video is pretty convincing. It clearly looks like Gaga has a little penis there. If we take this to be true, then the question is, 'Why is Gaga hiding her penis?' The answer, to my mind, could be one of two things.

Secondly, maybe she isn't happy with her penis size. It is possible that the Lady is a Man, and that the little guy downstairs is too small for Gaga to be comfortable with it(she recently stated in an interview that they only thing she looks for in a man is a big dick. If this is the case, then perhaps Gaga should check our some of the good advice offered on this website regarding penis enhancement. Getting a bigger penis is totally possible, even for some pop divas.

A Few Good Reasons for Penis Enhancement

If Gaga really does only look for a big penis when she's looking for a man, maybe it's time she thinks about getting one for herself. Here are some good reasons for Gaga, or anyone else for that matter, to think about penis enhancement:

1. You feel more comfortable showing off your bigger penis(and are less likely to worry about your penis falling out of your dress!)

2. Your bulge will look better (in pants or a skirt!)

3. You will feel more confident in bed (with men and women)

4. There will be less confusion surrouding the status of your genetalia (people will be certain that you're packing a big penis down there!)

5. Lady Gaga will be more interested in you!

Penis-Enlargement-Practice.com

2009-07-16T00:18:00.000-07:00

Recently we were contacted by a new-ish penis enhancement blog called Penis-enlargement-practice.com asking if we could do a review of their site. They figured with our experience, our input might help them improve, and with our big readership we could draw some attention to what they were doing. They were right! I'm happy to do it, especially because what I found was a really interesting, innovative site with a cool attitude, tons of character and, yes, even good solid information on penis enlargement methods, pills, patches, pumps and the finer details.

First Impressions:

What will someone looking for penis enhancement info get out of visiting the site?

At first glance I had a good laugh when I visited this blog. Such a good, long, hearty laugh it was that I was not very sure I'd find any more profound info than what celebrity had the bigger penis. The latest article features pictures of awkward boners, which has to be one of the funniest things you'll ever see. It happens to the best of us, but having it caught on camera is priceless. The first link went to a video of Van Damme getting a boner on live Brazilian TV. Also hilarious…but wait, I thought this was an information resource.

At Second Glance: A Resource For Guys Who Are Penis Enhancing

Thankfully I was wrong, and a bit of a closer look revealed various sub-sections within the blog (it's nicely divided into clear topics like penis enlargement pills and other methods, product reviews and yes, "Celebrity Penises"), some informative, some for fun, a little bit inspirational, and some analyzing popular products, many of the same that we recommend). This told me that they must be doing their research because I know how much effort goes into separating the good from the chafe in our own penis enhancement product reviews.

This made me understand the funny stuff a little better. It is clear that the goal of this site is to provide a hangout of sorts for guys who are actually going through penis enhancement now. Anybody who's been through it knows how long, frustrating, and difficult it can be—especially when you're not sure if it's working, and aren't comfortable talking to friends about it. I personally think this was a likely evolution for online penis enlargement method resources because beyond good solid advice, guys need a bit of community and support through the process. Getting long and hard is a long and hard process after all!

Do They Really Know About Penis Enlargement Methods?

Penis-Enlargement-Practice is bang on when it comes to what penis enlargement methods work, what penis enlargement pills, patches and pumps are worth your while and what combination of methods get the best results. They are still new, and so the volume of content is still low. But so far, as quality of advice is concerned, it's quite high. As long as they continue to take this part seriously and entertain us in the mean time I think there's a lot of potential. It's clear that it's a smart guy who's enlarged already himself that's writing it. He still has more research to do before he's a true aficionado but that's clearly the intent.

Breaking Down Penis Enlargement Pills

What I found refreshing about this site is that they do go a little bit farther than the average bear to uncover what's really going on inside those penis enlargement pills. What makes them work? What are these ingredients that you've never heard of before? I really liked the posts of this strain that they had. More please!

This would be my main advice for improvement for the writers, and for readers, if they live up to it I suggest going to this site for this exact purpose, because it's a rare find.

The picture above is Horny Goat Weed, a common ingredient in penis enlargement pills like Vimax, VigRX, and Prosolution. It's uncommon to find such detailed info about the plants behind the miracle pills as I found on this blog, so I'd really like to see more of this.

Overall Impression:

If the site continues to grow (along with it's readers) it will be an invaluable resource

The best part about this site is it's honest, straight talk tone and the way it gives you valuable info without boring the crap out of you. If they continue to walk that fine line, the future is bright.

More growth in the reviews of products and penis enlargement methods will help. Also diversifying the amount of products they discuss, and being sure to highlight what does not work (because often that's the most needed info for the reader).

Overall, I think this is already a great resource for someone looking for penis enhancement info. Informative and entertaining.