Don't Pass On a Small Set of Family Jewels

According to the shocking CBC documentary entitled The Disappearing Male the world is witnessing a worrying decline in the number of boys being born. The in-depth doc cites lots of factors that have played a part in this change but one of the most notable is petro-chemicals. Petro-chemicals are everywhere. They are used in making plastics and are found in almost everything from pesticides to processed foods and fabric to shampoo.

While this news may send a shiver down the spine of our female readers, the men might be looking at the bright side, thinking that this could lead to a future filled with more favorable ratios: less boys, more choices. But before you guys get too excited I better tell you about the big, or should I say small, catch: these petro-chemicals that are causing fewer boys could also be causing a boy that does make it out of the womb to have a smaller than average penis. Add to that a 200% increase of genital defects and abnormalities reported in the last two decades and a 50% drop in sperm counts of an average North American college student over the course of one generation, and you have a problem of notable size.


Okay, so you might be wondering how this affects you and your penis size now, and really, it doesn’t. But before you dismiss the warning I propose you to take one moment and ask yourself: Do I want to pass tiny wiener genes down to my son? After all, your genes represent you, where you came from and how you lived; they speak about your strengths and weaknesses – to the very core they are you. They are probably the best way to make a good impression on future babes. And of course there’s the wellbeing of the kids themselves. Why put your baby boy through the torment of having a small penis? The least you can do for your kin is try your hardest, longest and widest to ensure they have strong, healthy bodies.

The Tips for Well-Endowed Genes

So after watching this documentary I devised three easy steps to help you reduce your interaction with these petro-chems, and in turn, keep your genes well-hung. Unfortunately man-made chemicals are pretty hard to avoid, so unless you’re content with re-locating to the moon, following this advise may be the best way to pass on the biggest set of family jewels possible in this chemical age.

Here they are:

1.Eat Organic

That’s right, the hippies knew it, now you do too. Organic food is pretty much chemical free so it’s not only good for you, it’s good for your body, but for your genes – meaning your kids’ bodies.

2.Use Plastic Sparingly


This may be completely impossible, but any reduction in plastic in your home will help. This means buying natural-fiber clothes, storing food glass tupperware and using natural shampoos and soaps. Anywhere you see plastic, think of an alternative.

3.Avoid Chemicals in the Air

Stay decidedly upwind and upstream of any heavily industry plants, or any heavily industrial cities for that matter (sorry, you’ll have to skip that Pittsburg getaway…darn). This one may seem a little extreme, but some would go to great lengths in the pursuit of a long shlong.

And, if none of these things work, you'll have to teach your offspring about penis enlargement techniques.

Penis Enhancement Through Foreskin Restoration: Part Two

Continuing on with our investigation into the hows and whys of penis enhancement through Foreskin Reclamation, this post is going to focus mainly on the nitty gritty of how men achieve this.

First off, there are essentially different levels of severity where circumcision is concerned. Guys who have the highest level of circumcision have no movement of the skin of their shaft when the penis is erect. From there, different grades of severity are observed, including some men who are able to essentially mimic a foreskin by pulling the skin up over the glans, although it retracts afterwards.

What Kind Of Penis Growth Tools Are There?

As you can imagine, stretching is a big part of this process. Devices include the FOREBALLS, the Penile Uncircumsicing Device [or P.U.D.], and the VacuTrac foreskin restoration device. All of these are mechanisms that grasp the skin of the penis and slowly pull it forwards, up over the head, stretching it slowly over time in order to elongate that existing skin and recover the look and feel of a foreskin.

How Do These Penis Enhancement Devices Work?

There are few distinct styles.

Gravity/Weights:
The P.U.D. Tugger is one of these sort of mechanisms. It is a tapered weight with a hollow grooved end that fits atop the glans. The user then pulls the skin of the shaft upwards, tapes it to the weighted Tugger, and gravity takes over. A number of you may be familiar with weight systems, as similar things are used to stretch the entire length of the organ for those of us looking for a bigger penis.

Elastic/Stretchers:
These tools are essentially long elastic band systems that are taped to the skin of the penis, and consist of a long elastic band that is then clipped to the waistband of the pants, a special holster or garter that comes with the device, or a sock in order to create tension and give the skin a consistent pull.

The Cone:
This is a conical tube that is pressed against the glans, and then the skin is pulled up over it and taped shut. The most subtle of all of these mechanisms, this is used during the day or at work in order to keep up a regimen of extension.

Unexpected Penis Growth Through Foreskin Recovery:

Many men who undergo this process feel that they have added extra length to their penis because of the actual stretching process. The benefits are tremendous, and the success stories are numerous, yet there are still the same downsides that crop up when stretching is the method of choice.

Dangers include nerve damage, discoloration, loss of sensation and blood flow, and other pitfalls. Of course these techniques should be done after consulting with your doctor, who can in fact be an ally.

Surgical Penis Enhancement:

The medical route is an option for some, but this 'quick fix' is generally not recommended by our experts. Results are rarely what people expect, as it is difficult to 'add' skin to the shaft of the penis. The statistics aren't great, with only a 60% success rate following a painful and expensive procedure.

Our staff feels that Foreskin Reclamation is an interesting aspect of penis enhancement research, and we're hoping that this article has been both interesting and informative.

Gain a Bigger Penis Through Regular Exercise

The Headline claims that your can have a bigger penis just by exercising, but you don't believe it do you? 'It can't be true,' you say, 'the only ways to increase penis size are through pills, pumps or surgery!' If you're skeptical, its time that you reassess the way you've been thinking about penis enhancement. REMEMBER: penis size is relative! A 7-inch penis on a short skinny guy is going to look enormous! And, the biggest reason to gain a bigger penis is to feel more confident and better about yourself.

SO – it makes perfect sense that regular exercise is an avenue towards penis growth. Here's are 5 ways that exercise can effect penis size and virility:


1. Decrease the levels of fat around the stomach and pelvis, thus exposing more of your penis
2. Increase blood flow to the penis, thus helping you to maintain bigger, harder erections
3. Increased testosterone – thus increasing desire and desirability
4. Increased energy levels and ability to perform well sexually
5. Increased confidence

Weight Loss: Making the Penis Look Bigger

This is the most obvious way that exercise can act as penis enhancement. Men, especially aging men, have a tendency to put on weight around the stomach and pelvis. This fat crowds out the penis and makes it look much smaller than it actually is. It also makes men feel un-sexy. Regular exercise can help men lose that weight, making them feel sexier AND make their penises look bigger. Your penis will look about an inch bigger with each 30 pounds you lose.

Blood Flow and Harder Erections

This one is scientific. It is blood flow to the penis that causes an erection. If you are overweight, your heart has to work much harder to get blood throughout the body – blood flow becomes an issue (especially is the obesity is tied to cholesterol problems, as it often is). Thus, those who suffer from obesity have a much more difficult time gaining an full erection. So, regular exercise can help you gain
bigger, harder erections. Pretty sweet, huh?!

Increased Testosterone

This Helps with penis size for two reasons:


1.Testosterone is a hormone that helps facilitate erections. So, it helps the erect penis get a lot bigger.
2.Testosterone helps men to feel more aroused. A man with low testosterone is less likely to feel sexual or to be seen as sexual by women.

Increased Energy and Performance

There is no question that regular exercise helps us to have more energy. Men who are exercising regularly are more likely to be ready and rearing for sex. They are also likely to have better stamina, if you know what I mean! And, while these things do not directly correspond to a bigger penis, they effect the way men are seen and the way they see themselves. A man who packs a punch in the sack will be seen as having a bigger penis and will feel sexier.

Increased Confidence

Exercise will make you feel better about yourself. You'll carry yourself as if you're hung with an elephant cock! This will help you look and feel sexier and more virile.

Sex, virility, health and penis size are all related. If you feel better physically and are healthier, you will be more virile. This will make it appear as though you have a bigger penis. So, while regular exercise doesn't lead to penis growth in the traditional sense, it does lead to a perceived BIGGER PENIS. And, this perception can be just as important as the real thing.

PE Methods: Techniques for a Bigger Penis

There are many penis enlargement methods out there, each with their own set of benefits and shortcomings. Many sites out there will claim that they have the best technique, usually trying to persuade you to buy their product. The fact is that there are a lot of penis enlargement techniques that can yield very satisfactory results, depending on your personal tastes and needs. To help you find a method that suits your goals and lifestyle, we've compiled a comprehensive guide with all the information you need, so you can decide which technique, or combination of techniques, is right for you.

Penis Exercises

One extremely popular category of techniques for obtaining a larger penis is penis exercises. Many of these methods have been used around the world for centuries, and are extremely effective at permanently increasing the length and width of your penis. One of the most popular is jelqing, which has been used for penis enlargement in the Arab world for hundreds of years. Many people choose these techniques over others because they don't require you to purchase any products or ingest any drugs. Also, unlike some other methods, these exercises produce permanent results. The main downside to penis exercises is that they require a great deal of dedication and daily practice. Some men simply don't feel they have the time to devote to daily exercises. Luckily, for those who don't have the time for exercises, there are other penis enlargement methods out there that might do the trick.

Penis Pumps & Extenders

Another popular way of increasing your penis size is through the use of devices like penis pumps and extenders. Penis pumps are extremely popular devices that are available from many manufacturers. They consist of a cylinder and a manual or automatic pumping mechanism. The cylinder fits over the penis and the pump creates a vacuum around the penis. This causes the penis to become erect and fill up with blood. Over time, this leads to a bigger penis and harder erections. Another popular device is the penis extender, which is worn on the penis. The device stretches the penis incrementally, which causes the tissue cells to stretch and in turn produce new cells. This leads to a longer and thicker penis after repeated use. Both the pump and the extender are quite effective and popular ways to obtain a bigger penis. Some people prefer not to go this route because they find the devices uncomfortable, while many men find them to be the perfect method for their specific needs.

Penis Pills & Patches

The last most common penis enlargement methods are pills and patches. These products contain a cocktail of natural herbs and minerals that do various things that help your body grow a larger penis and increase your sex drive. Combining aphrodisiac ingredients with ingredients that increase stamina, blood circulation, and muscle mass, pills and patches are a very easy and safe way of increasing your penis size. The difference between pills and patches is how the ingredients are absorbed into the bloodstream. Penis pills are ingested orally, whereas penis patches deliver the ingredients directly through the skin. Both are effective methods, and which one is right for you will depend on your own specific lifestyle. Many men find that the best way to achieve maximum results is to combine pills or patches with other methods, like exercises, pumps, or extenders. The key to your own satisfaction is finding a method or combination that suits your own needs.

Average Penis Size in the Animal Kingdom

Many people wonder about the average penis size in humans, and how they measure up in comparison with the average man. If you've been asking this question, the answer to your query is that the average size for human males is about 5.5 inches when erect. Now that you know how you measure up in comparison to the human population, don't you wonder where you stand in comparison to the rest of the animal kingdom? Well, we've compiled some interesting facts about penis size in the animal kingdom. Some of it might surprise you. Who knew that a humble duck could be so well-endowed?

The Biggest Penis of Them All

The biggest penis in the animal kingdom appropriately enough belongs to the biggest mammal in the animal kingdom. Yes, the mighty blue whale holds the title for biggest penis, with reported measurements of up to 2.4 meters, or a whopping 8 feet! They also have extremely dexterous penises, as they are able to move and bend them in the water almost like limbs. It might be kind of cool to have that kind of dexterity...

Penis Size if Relative

Obviously the biggest animal in the world has the biggest penis, but compared to its enormous body size, the blue whale's penis isn't that big. The smallest penis in the world happens to belong to the tiny rodent, the common shrew, whose average penis size is a mere fifth of an inch long. This doesn't change the fact that compared to overall body size, rodents are pretty well-endowed. Conversely, gorillas, who are the largest of the primates, also happen to have the smallest relative penis size. Humans on the other hand, although being much weaker than the gorilla, have the largest relative penis size out of all the primates. African bull elephants have one of the largest penises in the animal kingdom with respect to overall body size. Their penises can reach a massive 6 and a half feet long. Yowza. The animal holding the title for biggest penis relative to body size is the humble barnacle, whose penis can be up to 50 times its body length! The reason for this is that barnacles lack mobility and need to do some serious reaching to mate with other barnacles. It really gives new meaning to the term “long distance relationship.”

Penis Shapes & Sizes

Not only is there a diverse variety of penis sizes in the animal kingdom, but there is also a wide range of shapes that animal penises come in. For example, the extremely well-endowed Argentine Lake Duck has a bizarre corkscrew-shaped penis. Not only that, but the average penis size for this breed of duck is a mammoth 8 inches! It's hard to imagine how they stay afloat. Interestingly, pigs are also blessed with curly penises. And you thought it was just their tails.

Another interesting member of the animal kingdom is that of squids and octopuses. They actually have one of their tentacles, called the hectocotylus, that transforms into a massive penis. One breed of octopus, the argonaut, actually has a detachable penis that swims to its mate and impregnates her remotely. You should tell your girlfriend about the argonaut next time she accuses you of having intimacy issues!

How To Make Your Penis Appear Bigger

You’re not the only one wondering how to make your penis appear bigger, which means you aren’t the only one asking the wrong question. Consider this: even if you followed a couple of pointers (tighter pants, briefs instead of boxers, miscellaneous enlargement methods), if the rest of you isn’t attractive, then your penis size is irrelevant.

Have you ever gone out on a date with a girl who wasn’t very interesting, but looked like she had nice breasts, until you went home with her and realized you were attracted to a padded bra? Voila. Right now you are trying to find the male version of an under-wire, instead of looking into how to make yourself more sexually attractive to females.

Before continuing, it’s important to make something clear: men care about penis size far more than women do. Men watch pornography and compare themselves to gargantuan penises. Men check each other out in the locker room to see if they match up to the average penis size. Men write articles for Maxim and AskMen.com about how to make a penis appear bigger. It’s far lower on the female priority list, below over-all attractiveness and knowing what to do between the sheets.

Keep in mind there are some down sides to having a bigger penis, not including the threat of your member resembling a professional bodybuilder.

The average vaginal length is 4 inches. That means even if you have an average penis size, you’re probably longer than your partner will be. If you have a larger penis, that:

• Really limits the options if you want to have full-penetration sex.
• Means you risk causing your sexual partners significant pain.
• Can lead to receiving unfulfilling oral sex.
• Creates awkward scenarios when unwanted erections crop up.
  

It’s really a grass-is-greener situation when it comes to penis size. Where the grass is always greener, however, is when you’re in a place where you can seduce a woman and have her coming back for more. Try the following tips for best results.

Be Confident in Your Penis Size

It shows. The more confident you are, the less anyone (including yourself) will think you need a bigger penis.

Read A Book

No, not Twilight, and not a chick-lit account of retail-therapy, either. This is about you becoming a more self-assured and sexy man. If you really don’t like novels, at least read the newspaper (the sports page doesn’t count). What you have to say matters far more to women than where you rank on the average penis size scale.

Find the Clitoris and the G-Spot Simultaneously

Enough said. With a little research and practice, it won’t matter if you’re a eunuch.