American Dicks: America's Penis Size by City and State

A lot of men obsess over how they compare to other men, but have you ever wondered how your city or state measures up to the rest in terms of average penis size? Finally, intercity and interstate debates over who has the biggest dicks can be put to rest, because the truth is out. Condomania, America's first condom store just opened its database of penis sizes as well as their ranking of all 50 states and the 20 most populated American cities.

Condoms, Commerce, and Curiosity

This penis size study is the largest of its kind. Prior to Condomania's survey, the largest survey had been in 1948 when the Kinsey institute got 2,500 men to pull out and measure. Now, with a sample size almost 10 times that of the 1948 study, we can get a really interesting picture of the penises of America. The survey asks men to measure their penis size (length and girth) down to the millimeter. The participants' penis sizes are then matched to one of 76 categories of length and girth combinations. But this rigorous penile probe isn't purely for the purpose of scientific curiosity. The real reason behind Condomania's survey is to inform their line of tailored-fit condoms, called TheyFit. Which is a pretty good idea if you ask us.

The Results: How Does Your City and State Measure up?

So the results are in, and you can't argue with science. Hopefully this won't upset anyone. As far as states are concerned, the top ranking state by average penis size is New Hampshire. I can't imagine why, but there you have it. Perhaps their motto of "Live Free or Die" should be changed to "Live Large or Get Out." The lowest happens to be Wyoming. Sorry Wyoming. As far as cities go, why not list them from largest to smallest (penises)? Coming in first is New Orleans:


20 Most Populated Cities Ordered by Penis Size

1. New Orleans
2. Washington DC
3. San Diego
4. New York City
5. Phoenix
6. Portland
7. Atlanta
8. San Francisco
9. Chicago
10. St. Louis
11. Seattle
12. Miami
13. Indianapolis
14. Columbus
15. Boston
16. Denver
17. Los Angeles
18. Detroit
19. Philadelphia
20. Dallas/Ft. Worth

50 States Ordered by Penis Size

1. New Hampshire
2. Oregon
3. New York
4. Indiana
5. Arizona
6. Hawaii
7. Louisiana
8. Massachusetts
9. Alabama
10. Washington
11. New Mexico
12. California
13. Arkansas
14. Nevada
15. Virginia
16. Tennessee
17. Illinois
18. Oklahoma
19. South Dakota
20. Georgia
21. Pennsylvania
22. Mississippi
23. Michigan
24. Florida
25. Rhode Island
26. Kansas
27. Maryland
28. Minnesota
29. Vermont
30. Connecticut
31. Wisconsin
32. New Jersey
33. North Dakota
34. Idaho
35. Texas
36. Missouri
37. Montana
38. Ohio
39. Nebraska
40. Colorado
41. Maine
42. North Carolina
43. Delaware
44. South Carolina
45. Kentucky
46. West Virginia
47. Alaska
48. Iowa
49. Utah
50. Wyoming

Natural Penis Enlargement: Do Penises Have Personalities?

What personality type does your shlong have? In his new book, Penis Power: Discovering Super Potency, American urologist Dr. Dudley Seth Danoff asserts that penises have distinct personalities that reflect that of their owners. His new theory, which gives new depth to the phrase, "how's it hanging," is a little wacky, a little controversial, and actually makes a lot of sense. For men thinking about penis enlargement or obsessing over penis size, it could be a revelation to read Dr. Danoff's thesis that, although penises seem to truly have minds of their own, it is really the mind of the man wielding the penis that counts.

Is Your Penis a Nice Guy, or a Huge Dick?

Among Dr. Dudley's rather amusing list of penile character types are the "Poetic Penis," the member of the thoughtful and creative man, the "Perky Percolating Penis," who's "always cooking," the "Pessimistic Penis," whose "glass is always half empty" and the "Perceptive Penis," belonging to "an understanding man with an understanding penis." While it's basically preposterous to think of your penis as a little cartoon character with a personality of its own, it does kind of make sense when you give the theory a chance. So often our penises seem to act as if they have minds of their own, as if we have very little control over their mood. And according to Dr. Dudley, if you can identify where your penis fits into the personality spectrum, you can get to the heart of what's good—or problematic—about your penile personality, and your sex life will benefit as a result.

Mind over Member

Dr. Danoff is a practicing urologist and surgeon in Los Angeles and has been for many years. His interest in erectile dysfunction is what lead him to pen his most recent book, Penis Power: Discovering Super Potency. The main message of the book is that the mind has more power over our penis's behavior than we often think, a little concept that I like to call "Mind over Member." For anyone investing in penis enlargement or tackling erectile dysfunction, this message is invaluable. In many, many cases, the worst enemy standing between you and pure penile excellence is your own bad attitude, and realizing that can be an integral step towards ultimate penile enhancement. Dr. Danoff will tell you:

"YOUR PENIS IS WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. IT IS AS BIG AS YOU THINK IT IS. IT IS AS RELIABLE AS YOU THINK IT IS. IT IS AS POTENT AS YOU THINK IT IS."

While Dr. Danoff's position might be a little extreme, and there are often many factors at work other than psychological ones, his work highlights the importance of the mind in penile health, and that underlying message makes his new book an interesting read for anyone interested in exploring the fascinating world of their own dick. What do you think? What kind of personality does your penis have?