Natural Penis Enlargement: Do Penises Have Personalities?

What personality type does your shlong have? In his new book, Penis Power: Discovering Super Potency, American urologist Dr. Dudley Seth Danoff asserts that penises have distinct personalities that reflect that of their owners. His new theory, which gives new depth to the phrase, "how's it hanging," is a little wacky, a little controversial, and actually makes a lot of sense. For men thinking about penis enlargement or obsessing over penis size, it could be a revelation to read Dr. Danoff's thesis that, although penises seem to truly have minds of their own, it is really the mind of the man wielding the penis that counts.

Is Your Penis a Nice Guy, or a Huge Dick?

Among Dr. Dudley's rather amusing list of penile character types are the "Poetic Penis," the member of the thoughtful and creative man, the "Perky Percolating Penis," who's "always cooking," the "Pessimistic Penis," whose "glass is always half empty" and the "Perceptive Penis," belonging to "an understanding man with an understanding penis." While it's basically preposterous to think of your penis as a little cartoon character with a personality of its own, it does kind of make sense when you give the theory a chance. So often our penises seem to act as if they have minds of their own, as if we have very little control over their mood. And according to Dr. Dudley, if you can identify where your penis fits into the personality spectrum, you can get to the heart of what's good—or problematic—about your penile personality, and your sex life will benefit as a result.

Mind over Member

Dr. Danoff is a practicing urologist and surgeon in Los Angeles and has been for many years. His interest in erectile dysfunction is what lead him to pen his most recent book, Penis Power: Discovering Super Potency. The main message of the book is that the mind has more power over our penis's behavior than we often think, a little concept that I like to call "Mind over Member." For anyone investing in penis enlargement or tackling erectile dysfunction, this message is invaluable. In many, many cases, the worst enemy standing between you and pure penile excellence is your own bad attitude, and realizing that can be an integral step towards ultimate penile enhancement. Dr. Danoff will tell you:

"YOUR PENIS IS WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. IT IS AS BIG AS YOU THINK IT IS. IT IS AS RELIABLE AS YOU THINK IT IS. IT IS AS POTENT AS YOU THINK IT IS."

While Dr. Danoff's position might be a little extreme, and there are often many factors at work other than psychological ones, his work highlights the importance of the mind in penile health, and that underlying message makes his new book an interesting read for anyone interested in exploring the fascinating world of their own dick. What do you think? What kind of personality does your penis have?

Healthy Body, Healthy Penis: Penis Enlargement and Nutrition

A lot of men are obsessed with finding a holy grail of penis enlargement or miracle product that will improve their penile health. The truth is that a healthy lifestyle is more important than any one product. There are a number of basic yet very important steps that you can take to help insure your penile health, as well as improve the effectiveness of any penis enlargement program you may be following. The three key areas to focus on are diet, vitamins, and exercise.

Food for Thought: Food for Cock?

While eating lots of red meat may seem a manly thing to do, it has little positive effect on male sexual health. In fact, although protein is important, most men could benefit from eating a lot less meat, and a lot more vegetables and whole grains. This will help you improve blood circulation, which means more blood flow to the penis and better erections. Healthy eating habits also lead to better immunity, organ health, stamina, and energy levels, all of which are integral to a healthy sex life.

Vitamins for Penile Vitality

Many vitamins, which can be found especially in multivitamin formulas designed for men, can be incredibly important to penile health. Zinc, vitamin A, vitamin E, vitamin B complex, L-arginine, and chromium are all conventional vitamins that can do wonders for your penile well-being. Herbal penis pills offer a number of ingredients that have penile enhancement properties. However, if you also take conventional vitamins like those aforementioned you can be sure that you are really covering your bases and receiving all of the vitamins that men need for optimal sexual functioning and penis size.

Exercises for Penis Health

While there are many resources out there—and on this site—about penis exercises that can encourage penile growth, it is also integral to keep up a generally active lifestyle and good cardiovascular health. Having good cardiovascular health is key to a good sex life, as well as to achieving optimal results with penis enlargement programs.

Penis Enlargement: A Question of Lifestyle

While the saying, "Healthy body, healthy mind" is very true, the same could be said about your penis – “Healthy body, healthy penis,” should be your penis enlargement mantra . Making general healthy lifestyle choices that include a balanced diet, sufficient vitamin intake, and exercise can prove essential to a successful penis enlargement experience. Going after obesity, inactivity, and malnutrition should be everyone's first step in obtaining a big, healthy penis.

MTV's Hard Times: Can Big Penis Size Boost Limp Ratings?

MTV's ratings have been drooping lately, and their new strategy for boosting them relies heavily on the power of penis size. Perhaps taking a cue from HBO's Hung, MTV's new show focuses on a lowly high-school outcast whose social life takes a dramatic turn when it is revealed that he has a massive penis. The show, titled The Hard Times of R.J. Berger, is hoped to revive some of their viewership that has been less than supportive in recent times—and what better way than quirky cock-centric programming?



MTV's ratings have fallen 18% since last year, and their strategy seems to be to up the controversy factor. But is having a big penis really that edgy? Perhaps it is. And who knows, maybe this show will inspire nerdy teens across America to invest in penis enlargement techniques in order to bulk up their organs. After all, the message of this show—not unlike HBO's Hung, about a down-on-his-luck man who digs his way out of the recession by monetizing his best asset (his giant penis)—is that having a bigger-than-average penis makes you special, sets you apart from all the average dudes out there. And I guess MTV is hoping that having a TV show with a big penis will set them apart from other networks out there. Do you think this show will turn more men on to penis enlargement? Do you think this show looks any good?

More Men Opting for Penis Operations

According to doctors, the number of men who are opting for penis enlargement surgery is growing. This is interesting, given that demand for nearly all other cosmetic surgeries has dropped significantly since the world economy went down the crapper. But according to Dr. Mark Solomon, one of only six doctors in America who performs this procedure, the demand for penile enhancement surgery is on the rise. But why are men shelling out the bucks for this costly procedure, even when times are tough and money's tight?

Gimme Some More: A Surge in Penile Surgery

Penile enhancement surgery is a costly and fairly risky process, but many men still choose it over penis enlargement pills, penis pumps, penis extenders, and other non-surgical methods of penis enlargement. Dr. Solomon says he performs this procedure about once per week. According to Dr. Solomon, the rate of customer satisfaction for penile surgery is quite high, but it's not without its risks.

There is a nerve that travels down across the top of the penis, down underneath the ligament. As I release that ligament, I look for that nerve. The nerve gives sensation to the tip so I don't want to cut that.

What this means is there's a risk of losing the sensation in your penis when you undergo penile surgery, but proponents of the procedure assure us that the risk is minimal. The procedure itself, unlike breast enlargement surgery, doesn't usually involve adding any material to the penis (unless an increase in girth is desired). The standard penis-lengthening procedure involves releasing the penis from the ligament attaching it to the pelvic bone and pulling out preexisting penile length that's buried in the pelvis.

Hard Times = Big Cocks?

One can only speculate as to why penis enlargement surgery is on the rise despite the recession's effect on other cosmetic surgeries. Perhaps it's the popularity of the HBO series Hung, where a man overcomes his own dire financial woes by monetizing his best asset—his giant penis—by becoming a man whore. Maybe men think that investing big bucks in their cocks is a good investment into getting themselves out of their financial problems. Or maybe it's simpler than that. Maybe economic problems, global warming, natural disasters, war, famine, or alien invasions, just aren't significant enough to distract men from their unending desire to increase the size of their piece.

Dear Morgan: Premature Ejaculation

Dear Morgan,

My boyfriend ejaculates really quickly every time we have sex. Are there any tricks we can use to make sex last a little longer?

Slow It Up



Dear SIU,

I can do a little back-tracking and assume that you’re browsing this site trying to find answers to this very question. You’re on the right trail, SIU – keep reading.

Premature ejaculation can happen for a number of reasons, ranging from the psychological to the physiological. Because I’m not working directly with you guys as a therapist, and because you wrote me a two line question, it’s difficult to guess the underlying issue.

Fortunately, many of the solutions run along common lines so we might be able to find something that works for your partner. Firstly, you say that he ejaculates quickly every time you have sex. In serious cases many doctors will prescribe an anti-depressant like Prozac. Please note that serious cases are rated as such when men are not able to control their orgasms and feel significant distress. If you’re hoping for penis pills that address premature ejaculation only, you might be a few years off. There are talks of development, but I’ve yet to have a journal cross my desk that had a promising article.

I’m guessing your boyfriend doesn’t fall into that category because you’re asking an advice columnist, and not a doctor. In keeping with that, I think he should start penis exercises in order to try and regain some control over his orgasms. Stretching and jelqing can help, so click through to find articles on our site about those specific practices. These articles focus on penis enlargement, but the effect you’re looking for is generally included in the benefits of these exercises.

While you guys are going at it, try stopping, taking a breather, and then starting again. It might take a lot of practice [but who is complaining about having more sex?], but eventually you can reach a rhythm where you begin to recognize when he is getting close, he pulls out, thinks about baseball and Queen Elizabeth, and then goes back at it.


Are you having regular sex? If you’re only doing it once or twice a week, that might not be enough for him to become accustomed to the sensations. Step up the frequency, folks!

Try bringing him to orgasm before you start penetrative sex. Blowjob, handjob, footjob – whatever works for you two. Let him cum, then let him get you off – he can go down on you while he gets his ‘man-ergy’ back, and with any luck he should have a reasonable erection by the time you reach orgasm. Then have penetrative sex. Ideally he won’t have such a hair trigger response because he has had an orgasm relatively recently.

This is a panel of suggestions – start with whichever seems easiest, and then move along from there. Regardless of which technique you guys try out, you will definitely need to have an open conversation about this that is ongoing. Keep checking in and see what works, and remember to be supportive of him – this is a sensitive issue!

Dear Morgan: Penis Size Workarounds

Dear Morgan,

Hi. I'm 41 years old, married, and I guess I fall into the category of most of the guys reading this page. I have sex with my partner a few times a week, and it's good, but once in a while I'd like to really fuck my wife, you know? She has told me before that she doesn't feel 'full' when we do it, is there anything you can suggest to help?

Thanks,

Fits Like A Glove?

First things first, FLAG: when you put your penis in your wife's vagina, you are really fucking your wife. Minds all across the country are blown by that one, I'm sure, but let's move on.

What you're really asking, in a strangely roundabout way, is whether I can point you in the direction of a stand-in dick of a penis size large enough to make your partner feel as though she's stuffed silly. Of course I can!

Basically, you have three options. I will rate them in the order I feel most relevant, and important.

Option Three:

Hire a dick. Find a male escort agency that caters to women, give your wife your credit card, and let her select the thickest fattest longest penis she can lay eyes on. This is one way to get that 'full' sensation, however, in all likelihood, your wife wants to feel your penis filling her up, not Gustav's.

Option Two:

Pumping. This is a penis enlargement technique that provides a temporary expansion to the tissues of the genitals. You place your penis inside of a vacuum tube, pump the air out and you will experience instant growth. Unfortunately the kind of growth you experience isn't exactly manageable, predictable, or entirely functional. Just because your penis may well be three times the size it was before doesn't mean it's going to be in any shape for intercourse.

Men often have floppy, wobbly, but definitely larger organs after pumping. I consider this to be far more of an option for men who are either into cock worship, or need to readjust their perceptions about their penis. It's nice to see that penis size isn't fixed, and that a small penis can be made large.

In fact, with clients who have self-esteem issues regarding their size, I often suggest that they include pumping in their masturbation routine once or twice just to experience these newly contextualized genitals.

It's important to note that pumping can also be quite dangerous if done improperly. Please educate yourself fully on proper methods and safety procedures before starting to pump. I consider this a second tier option because it doesn't necessarily work out very well for those who would like to then have sex with their inflated organs, due to the 'jiggly' nature of the expanded tissue.

Option One:

I think the two of you should go down to the sex or fetish shop, and buy yourselves the biggest, fattest most lovely latex penis they have. Buy a harness, strap it on, and go to town.

For reasons that are quite understandable, but nonetheless a little silly, men often balk at the idea of satisfying their lover with a strap-on. I have been told that, ultimately, they are worried the replacement will replace them.

You're being ridiculous, men. Please listen closely: a latex, silicone, glass, steel, wooden, or rubber dildo is not a penis. For heterosexual women who like sex with men, a penis is a penis, and a dildo is an entirely separate item. It might work in much the same way as a penis does, but it doesn't have any of the context, meaning, tactile sense, responsivity, or sheer thrill that the genuine article does.

Now that we understand each other, FLAG, I would like you to go out and get fitted for a strap-on harness. Explain your situation to the person working in the shop, and by all means choose a reputable shop! You didn't include your location, so I can't suggest a great vendor near you, but take a look at the website for Good Vibrations in San Francisco , and you'll have an idea of the caliber of product and service I'd like to see you going for.

Make sure that the harness fits you correctly around the hips, and that the buckles and straps adjust in such a way that your genitals won't be crushed when you put it on. Try and select a harness that accommodates an erect penis, like this one:


Here you have the added treat of the dildo sitting high enough that you can also manage a little double penetration with your dick. Can we say 'two birds one stone'? Provided your wife enjoys anal sex, you are probably about to make her the happiest, 'fullest', most satisfied woman on the block. Your smaller penis is better suited to anal penetration, where it will hurt less and feel larger, and the dildo [which you can select any size for, including vibe options] will pound her cervix and fill out her vagina in a way that only a custom-made latex penis really can.


So enjoy! I suspect the strap-on harness is the answer to both your prayers. If you would like more information try picking up Violet Blue's fantastic book, The Adventurous Couple's Guide To Strap-On Sex. There's plenty of great stuff in there that will get you going, and keep you going.

A Jelqer’s Journal

With the volume of emails we get about penis enhancement, it’s becoming clear how uncertain people are over the techniques that achieve significant penis enlargement. Other than penis pills, one of the most popular methods is a technique known as jelqing. jelqing involves a daily repetition of exercising muscle tissues in the penis, namely the smooth muscle and surrounding tissue. The goal is to draw blood into the glans, allowing for permanent penis enlargement when the penis is erect.

Since jelqing is so widely misunderstood, I’ve decided to breakdown my personal jelqing routine for our readers, to better give them an idea of the process.

Jelqing: The Technique

First off, you need to learn the OK grip. The Ok grip involves touching the tip of the thumb to the tip of the forefinger, which should create a hand shape similar to the international sign for ‘OK’.
The grip should be applied to the base of the semi-erect penis with the palm facing down. After having applied ample lubrication (a critical step!), tighten the grip at the base of the penis in order to reduce blood flow. Slowly move the grip toward the glans (each stroke should take at least three seconds) and when you reach the end of the stroke, apply the same grip with the other hand at the base of the shaft. Repeating the steps at a slow and constant pace is the key to achieving penis enhancement without causing injury.

The extent to which you are erect during your routine plays a big roll in penis enlargement. You really need to be at least 40% erect to have any effect. On the other hand you should absolutely never jelq with a full-on erection. What works for me is to achieve an erection first and then allow it to subside to an appropriate level before I begin. It’s common for the level of your erection to fluctuate during a session, and so it’s importantto compensate the strength of your grip accordingly to maintain a consistent level of tension on the shaft.

Other Considerations

I supplement my jelqing routine with penis pills. If you’re considering doing the same it’s important to first run that by your doctor. If you have a heart condition or high blood pressure this is especially true.

You jelqing technique should reflect you specific penis enhancement goals. For example, right now I’m trying to increase length, and so I’m alternating strokes to the left and right – a popular technique for extending penis length. If you want to focus on girth you might consider simply changing the angle of the penis. Research shows that simply having the legs elevated above the penis can help improve girth in a short period of time.

Remember to take it slow – penis enhancement doesn’t happen overnight. Any steps you take towards penis enlargement, whether it is exercises or penis pills, must be approached with a ‘safety first’ mentality.

Dear Morgan: Average or Undersized

Starting this week, Penis Enlargement Inc. is going to be running a syndicated sex advice column. Feel free to send in your questions, whether it be about your size concerns, sexual habits, or any and all related inquiries. Morgan is a registered sex-therapist who has been writing online under a pseudonym for a number of years, and we are happy to welcome her to our team!



Dear Morgan,

My live-in girlfriend and I have been together for six years, and the sex has been ok. Nothing extraordinary, but I'm pretty sure I'm doing a good job. A few nights ago I was using her laptop to download some music, and I found a folder full of porn. Every single video was 'Giant Dicks' and 'Massive Cocks' and stuff like that. Is she trying to tell me something? Am I not measuring up?

Sincerely,
Average Or Undersized

Dear AOU

Are you out of your mind? You come home and discover your girlfriend is watching nasty porn, and have a nervous breakdown like some midwestern housewife? Porn is not a disease or an addiction, it is a sexy, fun, and sometimes therapeutic outlet for our own sexual fantasies. Porn stars are paid professionals [this is if we're excluding some of the dicey material where the sex workers are being abused, or taken advantage of], and they are paid for not only their professionalism but their extraordinary bodies.

Whether it's giant dongs or massively inflated silicone breasts, porn is replete with the most extraordinarily enhanced or exaggerated sexual body parts. Penis enlargement surgeries are less common than breast enhancements, but we're pretty sure they're taking place. All of these actors are taking penis pills, be they Cialis, Viagra, or growth compounds, so you can safely assume there's a little artificial help being given to that uh... 'natural talent'.

Let's try another perspective – if your girlfriend lost her mind because she'd found your porno stash, and started spiralling into insecurity about her comparitively undersized breasts, or her inability to take two cocks in her ass at the same time, you would tell her you loved her as she was and explain to her the difference between a porno and real life, right?

Well you would if you ever wanted to have sex with her again. So take the same advice, and get over yourself. Your girlfriend has been getting off to dicks because that's what she's into – dicks. Play up to her interests and work a little cock worship into your nightly bed-romp and it might go from being six years of 'ok' sex to six more years of stupendous sex.

Penis Enlargement Through Foreskin Reclamation?

This penis enlargement blogger is going to get up on the soapbox again. There are a number of issues that affect us here, as we are of course focused on one special subject dear to the hearts and uh... groins, of our readers. The male member is representative of much. If you look to psychological theory from the old guard docs like Freud, it's a link to how we understand ourselves and our place in the world. In some cultures it's worshiped as the staff of life, in some it's a symbol for domination and abuse.

Even religion has a stake in the fate of the penis, which is why some of our readers happen to be missing an inch or so of sensitive skin from the end of their organ. Other people may notice the same absence, but the decision was made for them on the grounds of 'health concerns' or family custom, or cultural habit. This decision was made before they were even born.

This leaves a segment of the population looking down once in a while and wondering 'is that all there is?'


Of course this blog focuses on not only penis growth, but penis enhancement. In that spirit, we're going to be taking a look at the different reasons for, and means by which people achieve Foreskin Reclamation.

Big title, big issue, little publicized. First we're going to be examining the reasons behind a man's usually not-so-sudden interest in recovering some of that lost bit.

Increasing the look of penis size:

We've told you a lot of tips and tricks for enhancing the look of your junk. Keener readers can probably quote then back to us with their eyes closed (...triiim puubic haiiir to tick the eye....looose weeeeiiight to add a guaaaranteeed iiinch of penis enlargement.....). Ahem, enough of that.

Add one bonus suggestion to that list: reclaim your foreskin, if you're missing one. Because all of the tools that men use to achieve this goal are some form of stretching device, you're physically lengthening the penis in the process.

A cut cock is just that: cut, and there's at least a little bit of overhang on a normal uncut organ. If you get back some of that flesh, you're probably going to gain a little bit of length – bonus.

Recovering lost sensation:

This is the big one, boys. Maybe you've never had the chance to talk this one over with your buddies, but the truth of the matter is this: that little flap of flesh has a purpose, and it is lubrication.

The head of the penis is enormously sensitive, it's a knot of nerves, erectile tissue, and delicate surface area that on a circumcised stick is generally bone dry. Not so on a fellow that still has that little bit of skin: the foreskin covers the head, and keeps it moist and, accordingly, allows it to keep the sensitivity it naturally has. As opposed to spending its time rubbing up against everything it comes in contact with, such as the inside of your boxers, jeans, what have you.... an uncut penis is protected and has a radically higher level of sensitivity.

And just to be clear, we're talking about the good kind of sensitivity here.

So maybe you can see why we take an interest in this special subject that is dear to many of our readers and staff, and has a particularly strong link with the techniques used in penis enlargement. Stay tuned in because next week we're going to take a look at methods, warnings, and of course: success stories.